Posted on 09/13/2004 10:32:41 PM PDT by GeorgiaYankee
50 Other Things CBS News Believes Posted by Stephen Green · 13 September 2004
The lost city of Atlantis
The Easter Bunny
The Tooth Fairy
Pro Wrestling
Snipe hunting
That’s Dan’s own hair
Jenna Jameson’s chest – natural as can be
Emails from Nigeria
The Boogey Man
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
Christmas in Cambodia
You can get real cheese out of an aerosol can
Milli Vanilli’s vocals
“I’ll still respect you in the morning.”
Dogs eat homework
Each and every bit of crap that has ever dribbled out of Michael Moore’s mouth
The Great Pumpkin
A Kerry operative + questionable documents * disgruntled Texan = hot story!
“I’ve never seen one so big.”
I’m actually not writing this in my pajamas
The blogosphere can be ignored
Herbal Viagra really works
Elvis hangs out at convenience stores
“We’re with the government, and we’re here to help.”
Faked moon landings
Libby’s Potted Meat Food Product contains actual meat
That hook-hand guy story
That they have better fake documents than the Weekly World News
“This will only hurt at first.”
The expiration date on Cheet-ohs
Michael Jackson’s “skin condition”
Keeping Dan over Connie Cheung was the right move
Webcam girls who just can’t wait to meet you
The King of Queens? Comedy gold!
Tinfoil stops the space rays
Girls really will honk if they’re horny
Ginsu knives never need sharpening
Most any old thing they get in the mail
Dihydrogen monoxide ought to be banned for safety reasons
This list could very well have been produced on a 30-year-old typewriter
“What’s the frequency, Kenneth?”
In unbiased reporting
Incoherent aphorisms – Washington insider status * ranch out West somewhere = folksy charm
They’re somehow helping John Kerry
Adolf Hitler’s handwritten recipe for matzo ball soup
“Courage”
We still believe them
That unblinking eye logo ain’t at all creepy
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LOL. The funniest stuff is written in pajamas and huge bunny slippers.
this is not hugh or series...and while reports contend that a moose bit my sister, there is no evidence my beeber has ever been stuned...and I think, in all likelihood, cheese is a fabrication.
in other news, the sibilant notion unheedingly longed for irrespective hoot of a lispish spooted owl
Memo to file:
Things to buy--
Pajamas
Huge Bunny Slippers
It's also the network with Michael aka 'Cowboy' as a star. If you don't know who he is, thank your lucky stars!
Shouldn't it be "The lost continent of Atlantis"
Pictures are required whenever Jenna Jameson is mentioned ;-)
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