In other news:
MARTHA Stewart will get her first taste of prison life with a humiliating strip search including a nude squat-and-cough in front of a female guard, jailhouse sources said. All new inmates to the Alderson, W. Va., prison known as Camp Cupcake get the same exam, done by a guard wearing latex gloves. To prove they're not hiding contraband, the jailbirds must lift their breasts, crouch low with their legs spread and cough. "They also make you hold your arms out and look in your mouth and under your tongue," a recently released inmate told The Post's Brad Hamilton. Stewart must report to the prison by Friday to begin her five-month stint for lying about an insider stock sale. (Page Six)
Ewwww.
Yea! I fell asleep at about 8:30 last night and missed everything! Guess I'll wander over to cspan and watch the video.