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Dennis Miller on Leno Now - Hilarious!

Posted on 10/05/2004 9:06:02 PM PDT by Conservomax

Too much!


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1 posted on 10/05/2004 9:06:02 PM PDT by Conservomax
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To: Conservomax

Details?


2 posted on 10/05/2004 9:07:10 PM PDT by MarkeyD (<a href="http:\\www.michaelmoore.com>Maggot</a>)
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To: Conservomax

Thanks,,,,that comment about Bush getting up in the morning,etc....was great!


3 posted on 10/05/2004 9:08:09 PM PDT by Recovering Ex-hippie
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To: Conservomax

Holy geez! "Scratch his...." Wow, sweet response by Dennis and I love the audience's reaction.


4 posted on 10/05/2004 9:08:15 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: Conservomax

They have more Holy places than we have Starbucks.


5 posted on 10/05/2004 9:08:32 PM PDT by CJacobs
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To: Conservomax
Quotable:

Allawi's got to start kickin as$ and taking hyphenated names.

Bush gets out of bed, scratches his balls and says, "let's go kill some f**kin' terrorists"

6 posted on 10/05/2004 9:08:47 PM PDT by zeebee (John Kerry- whichever way the wind blows)
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To: MarkeyD

Not for prime time (beep!)but really funny. He's making it very clear he's for Bush!


7 posted on 10/05/2004 9:08:51 PM PDT by lonestar (Me, too!--Weinie)
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To: Conservomax
Fantastic!
8 posted on 10/05/2004 9:08:55 PM PDT by Fraulein
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To: MarkeyD

"...That's why I like Bush. He wakes up every morning jumps out of bed, lands on his two feet, scratches his balls and says 'Let's kill some f@#@$ing terrorists!"

Crowed erupts in applause


9 posted on 10/05/2004 9:09:25 PM PDT by Phisher
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To: MarkeyD

Dennis Miller...

"That's why I love Bush. He doesn't over-think it. He gets up in the morning. His feet hit the floor. He scratches his balls and says...Let's go kill some f**king terrorists!"

-Toonces


10 posted on 10/05/2004 9:09:46 PM PDT by Toonces T. Cat (The Token Republican in Deep South Texas...)
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To: zeebee

That is awesome. And, thank God, probably not too far from the truth.


11 posted on 10/05/2004 9:10:00 PM PDT by July 4th (You need to click "Abstimmen")
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To: Conservomax

Awesome. "Bush gets out of the bed in the morining, his two feet hit the floor, he scratches his balls and says 'Let's killsome terrorists!'"


12 posted on 10/05/2004 9:10:12 PM PDT by Bluegrass Federalist
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To: MarkeyD

Miller: "I love George Bush. Every morning when he gets up his two feet hit the floor, scratches his b#lls and says lets go kill some effin' terrorists".


Priceless!


13 posted on 10/05/2004 9:10:23 PM PDT by cornfedcowboy
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To: CJacobs
Miller: The thing I like about Bush is that when he wakes up in the morning, he scratches his balls, puts two feet on the floor, and thinks, we are going to kill some f*cking terrorists today.

' Leno: We'll be right back and we'll find out what Miller's opinion really is.
14 posted on 10/05/2004 9:10:44 PM PDT by CJacobs
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To: Conservomax
keep us updated... I didn't turn it on in time
15 posted on 10/05/2004 9:10:52 PM PDT by Future Useless Eater (FreedomLoving_Engineer)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

I missed it!! what did he say?


16 posted on 10/05/2004 9:11:02 PM PDT by lawgirl (I like knowing where my President is every night- at home in bed with his wife!)
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To: hchutch

Dennis Miller on Dubya:

"That's why I love Bush. He doesn't over-think it. He gets up in the morning. His feet hit the floor. He scratches his balls and says...Let's go kill some f**king terrorists!"


17 posted on 10/05/2004 9:12:25 PM PDT by Poohbah (If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.)
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To: Conservomax
"When Kerry is in front of hawks he speaks HawkTalk, when he is in front of pacifists he speaks dove talk, When he is in front of African Americans he goes by his rap name, 50 Billion Cent."
18 posted on 10/05/2004 9:12:27 PM PDT by Conservomax (There are no solutions, only trade-offs.)
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To: Poohbah

"you know if you're pre-disposed to having sex with a corpse I don't think legislation is gonna dissuade you"


19 posted on 10/05/2004 9:13:10 PM PDT by Bogey78O (John Kerry: Better than Ted Kennedy!)
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To: Conservomax

I have seldom watched Leno for months. When I do watch I'm reminded why I stopped watching. He almost always has a joke about Bush with a Bush is stupid theme.


20 posted on 10/05/2004 9:13:28 PM PDT by TruthWillWin
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To: lawgirl

He said "I love Bush because he wakes up every morning, his feet hit the floor, he scratches his b---s and says 'let's go kill some f---ing terrorists.'"

He also called the terrorists in the Russian school massacre "animals."


21 posted on 10/05/2004 9:14:28 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: Bogey78O
"you know if you're pre-disposed to having sex with a corpse I don't think legislation is gonna dissuade you"

Dennis makes a joke that is too true to be truly funny.

22 posted on 10/05/2004 9:15:06 PM PDT by Poohbah (If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

That's great.


23 posted on 10/05/2004 9:15:25 PM PDT by lawgirl (I like knowing where my President is every night- at home in bed with his wife!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Politically incorrect Kobe joke.


24 posted on 10/05/2004 9:15:28 PM PDT by Bogey78O (John Kerry: Better than Ted Kennedy!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Miller: The UN is corrupt and refuses to take actions, including places like Sudan. (paraphrased)


25 posted on 10/05/2004 9:15:47 PM PDT by CJacobs
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To: MarkeyD

Funny Bump! Spread the story...


26 posted on 10/05/2004 9:18:30 PM PDT by txzman (Jer 23:29)
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To: Conservomax

I understand Miller said something humorous about Bush getting up in the morning. Did anyone catch it?


27 posted on 10/05/2004 9:19:07 PM PDT by Homer_J_Simpson (Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh/Loves John Kerry so vote him in!)
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To: CJacobs
They have more Holy places than we have Starbucks.

And he followed that with "there's no more holier place than a school full of kids on the first day of school."


28 posted on 10/05/2004 9:22:14 PM PDT by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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To: Homer_J_Simpson
I understand Miller said something humorous about Bush getting up in the morning. Did anyone catch it?

See most of the posts before yours.
29 posted on 10/05/2004 9:22:45 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: TruthWillWin
"I have seldom watched Leno for months. When I do watch I'm reminded why I stopped watching. He almost always has a joke about Bush with a Bush is stupid theme."

Leno is the best we have on network tv. The more we support him the better he will get. Do you think you would see Dennis Miller on Letterman? Who was the last conservative pundit Letterman had?

30 posted on 10/05/2004 9:23:10 PM PDT by Oblongata
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To: Conservomax

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are on with Leno now. They are cracking Dennis Miller up.


31 posted on 10/05/2004 9:23:56 PM PDT by LibSnubber (liberal democrats ARE domestic terrorists)
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To: LibSnubber

OKRAHOMA!!!!


32 posted on 10/05/2004 9:26:25 PM PDT by GeorgiaYankee (We could make up the news on FR, but we'd RATHER not!)
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To: LibSnubber

TEAM AMERICA will be hilarious! and make libs look like fools!


33 posted on 10/05/2004 9:29:37 PM PDT by GeorgiaYankee (We could make up the news on FR, but we'd RATHER not!)
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To: GeorgiaYankee

You laughed too when Miller said Okrahoma was Kim Jong Il's favorite musical? I can't wait to go see this movie. Matt and Trey make everyone look like fools sooner or later; they're definitely equal-opportunity offenders.


34 posted on 10/05/2004 9:34:20 PM PDT by LibSnubber (liberal democrats ARE domestic terrorists)
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To: LibSnubber

Kim Jong IL has a song in the movie, called "I'm RONERY"!!


35 posted on 10/05/2004 9:35:31 PM PDT by GeorgiaYankee (We could make up the news on FR, but we'd RATHER not!)
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To: Bogey78O

I missed it.


36 posted on 10/05/2004 9:36:31 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: Conservomax

Jay just said Laura Bush is on tomorrow night. Is that a new episode or a rerun of her latest visit?


37 posted on 10/05/2004 9:38:03 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: Homer_J_Simpson
I understand Miller said something humorous about Bush getting up in the morning. Did anyone catch it?

No, but I heard Kerry once mention he was in VietNam.

38 posted on 10/05/2004 9:41:51 PM PDT by barker (I have knocked on the door of this man's soul and found someone home, Zell Miller on GWBush)
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To: Oblongata

O'REilly was on Letterman last night.


39 posted on 10/06/2004 5:08:03 AM PDT by Conservomax (There are no solutions, only trade-offs.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

What he said was there is nothing more sacred than the first day of school, in reference to us not be able to go into their holy places to kill them.


40 posted on 10/06/2004 9:08:10 AM PDT by Hildy (The really great men are always simple and true)
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To: Conservomax

LOL, I guess I should check before I make statements like that. I still feel like Leno might be a closet republican. A very moderate repuclican, but still a Bush supporter. He likes NASCAR, he collects cars, and rides motorcycles. He definately is a Schwarzenegger supporter after he declared intent to run on his show. And while he still tells Bush jokes, his Kerry jokes are much harsher. He's at least watchable for me.


41 posted on 10/06/2004 9:25:46 AM PDT by Oblongata
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