...OOOPS! You lost already! Stack brass, rack up the next one!
Posted on 10/09/2004 10:12:56 PM PDT by hardliquor25
Nice one! I like it!
...and those who can't teach -- teach gym.
Welcome to FR.
Tell it to someone who cares.
I hear tell Kerry will tell you he 'has a plan'!
Have you ever heard of a game called, "Name that tune"? If you are good you can name the tune after hearing only a handful of notes.
Here at Free Republic we have a similar game called "What's that stink?" And we are very good at picking out the stench of commie rats after reading only a handful of sentences.
You will be happy to know I slogged through the entire pile because I was sure there had to be a pony somewhere.
I think I found it, these professorial parasites may pontificate all they wish, in the end my paper boy has better economic understanding then they do. There is hope for the future.
Wishing you a very good evening.
well, technically...
the VKS does the stuning
the Almighty Mods do the ZOT!
and the RKBA does the paving.
If you have some ambition to make the Mother Of All Troll Pinglists (M.O.A.T.???) which would, as a universal and catholic list, alert and summon ALL the VKS members, the Powers Whut Be, and finally the RKBA...
go for it - then this beautiful image would make perfect sense.
LOL
My "my Comments" page spills over half un-clicked for lack of time. Keeping up with FR ping lists is a full-time job, and I've already got a bunch of them ;^) (jobs that is).
I may try and incorporate the various "elements" of the anatomy of a zot, though.
the anatomy of a zot???
here ya go:
http://www.freerepublic.com/~kingprout/
ON THE NATURE OF ZOT!
"What actually happens when a zot happens?"
Are you sure you wanna know?
Ok. The rest of you, I thought you might find this amusing. Here y'go:
The first thing that happens is that the troll's daddy and its other daddy feel that "special way" about each other.
Then, about nine months later, the stork does a flyby of the expectant parents - but not just any stork, no... this is a SPECIAL stork. A leprous, blighted, tattered, pus-dripping noxious braindead zombie stork, bearing its bundle of oozing misery - the gurgling drooling idiotic leftist democratic meatpuppet we know as the "troll".
Then, some decades later, when the troll matures (should I say, instead, "ripens"?) to the mental age of three, some benevolent but misguided soul shows it how to operate a net-linked computer when the circus freakshow keeper is not paying attention.
In a virtual case of water (though "water" is not precicely the fluid I mean) seeking its own level, the troll automatically finds its bumbling way to that hot-spot of all drooling retards, democrappicundergrown.compostheap.
The troll is so delighted to at long last be among wits of its own base level that it dissolves in a feculent bubbling mass of outgassing putrescence. When it re-coalesces in its new blighted environs, it takes the form and function best suited to the Elite Masters of its race - the mindless slobbering sightless clammy-fisted eunuch known publicly by many names (Deaniac being one, Clintoonista another, and a more recent species called a JKoff) but known privately to their owners as "useful idiots."
These useful idiots are spewn forth like the gibbering overflow of a well-used and fermented satanic port-o-let, to contaminate, stain, and stink up the more wholesome and cleanly realms of the internet, so that the great old ones - Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, and the Unmentionable One (Teddy Kennedy) among them - can spread their glandered dominion ever farther.
Such purulent squamous masses soon or late wash up upon our shores.
They invariably burble their flatulent war cries.
This sudden gust of methane and stinks of less describable nature rouse the denizens of this fair land to wrath and vengeance.
Cruel and merciless warriors known as the Viking Kitties descend upon the hapless blob of noisome jelly, gashing it with barbs of wit and pith.
Such martial valor alerts the Almighty Mods of this land.
Jove thunders.
Lighning strikes! (ZOT!)
Methane emanations ignite!
And they detonate, flashing into an expanding pink mist of DUh.
There you have it, then. The short (and postable) version.
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I cannot believe I forgot to use "puling" and "yammering" in there somewhere.
that's actually... somewhat obscene!
This opening statement is so blatantly inaccurate it is laughable. The fact is that nearly every major economic indicator WAS trending downward when Bush took office in January 2001, and the attacks on America on 9/11/01 compounded this trend. Since then all major economic indicators had REVERSED and are improving. The economy has been improving for the last three years in response to the Bush tax cuts and a steady monetary policy by the Fed. The signers of this "open letter" have disgraced and discredited themselves and their respective institutions.
Thanks for stopping by Dumba$$. Now get your dumb a$$ out of here!!
Oh, by the way, I'm been sarcastic.
Jim, that was well put - Equal Advantage cannot exist - when the State tries to do so - Advantage lumps even more unequally, and worse because the State is the cause of it - better naturally existing disadvantage - always a chance to escape - than State enforced disadvantage - no chance of escape.
Interesting. Was this a 'reward' for Jumping from the Repubs. in order to give the Senate back to the Democrats afer the 2002 election?
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