How do I delete my FreeRepublic Account?

Walt Stringer

[KJacob]

thanks for the mental image

[SandRat]

That could get you suspended for even suggesting it.

[tdadams]

Pretty easy:

1) Go to democraticunderground.com
2) Find any post
3) Highlight and copy selected passage
4) Post here

You should be zotted in about 5 minutes or so.

Why?

[Dog]

You been here 3 years and are no newbie.....so why this vanity......you know the drill here....log off and forget it.

So whats the real deal..

[Petronski]

I would suggest you gouge out your mind's eye. I did, and even Penthouse Letters involving Helen Thomas don't bother me anymore.

[No Blue States]

You dont. You simply deal with having got your feelings hurt and regroup with a thicker skin.

[katykelly]

You'll have to turn in your secret decoder ring first.

[Republican Wildcat]

[Larry Lucido]

I got Jim Robinson on line 1. He says, "Welcome to the Hotel FreeRepublic. You can log off any time you want, but you can never leave." Followed by maniacal laughter.

[searchandrecovery]

Sorry Walt, it has become part of you Permanent Record, and will haunt you for the rest of your life (and possibly your heirs). Of course, you could change your name, wipe your prints, and move down to Costa Rica, but an action that drastic should hinge on the nature and content of your posts here. Think about it, and have a nice day.

[Dog]

Someone check DU and see if this thread has been posted over there.

[Slings and Arrows]

You cannot get your FR account deleted unless you first bring us...

...A SHRUBBERY!!!

Nothing fancy, mind you.

And not too expensive...

[aft_lizard]

MAybe this isnt him, its somebody else who got on his computer and is suggesting this. After three years the man would obviously know how to get his account removed.

[ExtremeUnction]

How do I delete my FreeRepublic Account?

Backup your entire hard drive, throw your current computer away (toss the monitor, scanner, printer, etc. as well). Buy a new computer plus all new components, and reinstall the contents of your old hard drive. You'll be out about $1,200 bucks, but when you turn on your new computer, you will be, well..surpised. Don't bother thanking me.

[Jim Noble]

Are you logged in?

[granite]

ATTENTION WaltStringer:

YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY A DU_MMIE

[P.O.E.]

Auction it off on e-Bay.

[TomGuy]

I did that one time when I was about that age.

[Operative words -- 'one time'. I'm a quick learner.]

[tje]

Sorry, but this is the worst opus I've ever read...