Posted on 10/29/2004 4:05:02 PM PDT by heye2monn
Dear Abby:
My daughter, "Danni," is 36. She was heterosexual until she spent five years in prison. Ever since her release, she has been living in a lesbian relationship with a woman named "Marty."
Dear --
Please urge your daughter to contact the nearest gay and lesbian center and inquire about counseling services.
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So according to Kerry she would be born again lesbian?
You're a felon, Drango? Who knew....
I thought you can't "become" anything - you are just born that way.
Here's one I learned from a Jamaican housekeeper that worked for my father-in-law.
1) On a small piece of paper, write the person's name vertically and then horizonally such that the two intersect in the middle like a crossword puzzle.
2) Roll up the paper into a tight cylinder.
3) Take a pickle (cucumber), cut it in half lengthwise. scoop out enough of the middle so that you can fit the rolled up paper cylinder in it.
4) Put both halves of the picles back together, secured by a string or a rubber band.
5) Wrap the pickle in tin-foil, and place it way in the back of your refrigerator.
As long as the "voodoo pickle" stays in the refrigerator, the person will remain "on ice" and will not be a problem.
If mom didn't know, why'd she name her daughter "Danni?" ;)
Sounds like Danni didn't know what she liked until she tried it.
This is why Dear Mrs. Web is in Baltimore papers...and should be everywhere else...
www.dearmrsweb.com
Don't go to prisons. It can be bad for you. DOH!
I though everyone knew, but when my boss found out they terminated me. I'm sure I put it on my application...
Good luck using satanic tactics (witch spells) to stop a satanic behavior (lesbianism). "If Satan cast out Satan, how can his kingdom stand?"
"My daughter, "Danni," is 36. She was heterosexual until she spent five years in prison. Ever since her release, she has been living in a lesbian relationship with a woman named "Marty.""
Very fishy.
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.
My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas
I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl".
All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiance' and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
One cannot overcome self-will by self-will. Help must come from a higher power. But first, one must ask for help.
Until one asks, nothing will change.
Dear Abby,
I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair.
The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife.
I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my truck which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my truck that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.
Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?
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