1 posted on
11/09/2004 6:46:58 AM PST by
bedolido
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To: bedolido
To: bedolido
Trojan Lawyers are busy drafting warning labels for the condom wrapper "Warning:Do not superglue condom to penis"
3 posted on
11/09/2004 6:48:15 AM PST by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: bedolido
Well, how was he gonna...nevermind.
4 posted on
11/09/2004 6:48:47 AM PST by
zygoat
To: bedolido
Ouch. Permanent protection.
5 posted on
11/09/2004 6:48:58 AM PST by
The South Texan
(The Democrat Party and the leftist (ABCCBSNBCCNN NYLATIMES)media are a criminal enterprise!)
To: Constitution Day; TomServo; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Owl_Eagle; presidio9; ...
6 posted on
11/09/2004 6:49:06 AM PST by
TheBigB
("I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this ass-whoopin'!")
To: bedolido
Just a little heads up...
Acetone (nail polish remover) will unstick whatever SG sticks.
7 posted on
11/09/2004 6:49:15 AM PST by
bikepacker67
("This is the best election night in history." -- DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe 11/2/04 8pm)
To: bedolido
8 posted on
11/09/2004 6:49:19 AM PST by
Michael Goldsberry
(Which part of "Don't Mess With Texas" didn't you get?)
To: bedolido
Reminds me of American Pie
9 posted on
11/09/2004 6:49:31 AM PST by
jmstein7
(A Judge not bound by the original meaning of the Constitution interprets nothing but his own mind.)
To: bedolido
With 5 children already he is too late for a Darwin award.
10 posted on
11/09/2004 6:49:38 AM PST by
quantim
(Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
To: bedolido
That's just silly. His wife should have glued her diaphram in place instead.
To: bedolido
I am stuck... on... Trojan
'cuz Trojan's stuck on meeeeee..
13 posted on
11/09/2004 6:49:59 AM PST by
SlowBoat407
("To hell they will go.")
To: bedolido; HenryLeeII
I know The Church stands strongly against vasectomies, but in his case, I'd be happy to provide him with a "Smash-ectomy". I'm pretty good at it, usually accomplishing my goal within three tries. Also, no worries about anesthesia, I use "surprise".
Owl_Eagle
" WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH"
To: bedolido
Now, how could a person NOT open a thread with a title like that?
16 posted on
11/09/2004 6:51:00 AM PST by
r9etb
To: bedolido
We barely managed to remove it in the end." Who's end?
18 posted on
11/09/2004 6:51:14 AM PST by
Safetgiver
(Mud slung is ground lost.)
To: bedolido
Somwhere, a pervert is switching the labels on Superglue and KY at a Walmart.
19 posted on
11/09/2004 6:51:31 AM PST by
Rebelbase
(Indiscriminate reprisals strengthen the terrorists. Targeted ones weaken them. Aim is everything.)
To: bedolido
This gomer has 5 kids? There goes the gene pool...
LQ
To: bedolido
Senate Democrats ...."Can we super glue a Filibuster to a penis?
21 posted on
11/09/2004 6:51:40 AM PST by
TRY ONE
(NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
To: bedolido
Stop this man before he procreates AGAIN!.......(pro?).....
22 posted on
11/09/2004 6:51:48 AM PST by
Red Badger
(Give someone enough EU-ROPE and they will hang themselves......out of pure frustration......)
To: mhking
If this isn't JD I dont know what is.
23 posted on
11/09/2004 6:53:03 AM PST by
day10
(Rules cannot substitute for character.)
To: bedolido
I can only assume that he realized the error of his plan as his problem grew larger with every bladder movement.
24 posted on
11/09/2004 6:53:57 AM PST by
zygoat
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