Posted on 11/18/2004 8:19:10 AM PST by Mad Dawgg
Unless you're being sarcastic, you might wanna read the WHOLE thread.
Michael Douglas
Wall Street, "greed is good."
Well, I nominate Dr. Evil as the most quotable movie character of all time "All I want is some frickin sharks with frickin laser beams on their frickin heads!"
I CAN'T LIE!!!
Man, they are just commin' too fast for me - "never mind"
"I bought off a negro."
"You'll get nothing and like it!"
I could quote that movie all day!
Oh Ghostbusters is the best!
Dana:Are you the keymaster?
Peter: No.
(door slams shut in his face. Knocks again)
Dana: Are you the keymaster?
Peter: Yes!
Janine: Would you like some coffee?
Louis: Do I?
Egon: Yes, have some.
Louis: Yes, have some.
I love Groucho!
My Fav:
"Are you married? Do you fool around? Answer the second question first."
"Chuck's clerking for me until he passes the bar..."
Blast. I hoped to do the Khan line. Oh well.
Here's some more:
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
"You know, someday this war's gonna end."
"Klaatu, barada, (cough)"
"You should not drink and bake."
"The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself'."
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
"So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?"
"That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?"
"My uncle was born in America."
"Oh, really? "
"But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency."
"Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground."
"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?"
"That's it man, game over man, game over!"
Oh yeah? Well I'm not the one who just got buttf@#$ed on national television, DUANE!
If you get the Double Secret Probation DVD, you'll see he became President.
"He looks like Dick Cavet!"
"The Russians don't take a dump son, without a five year plan."
Not having seen the movie, what *does* "I'm your huckleberry" actually mean?
thx (from a Toby Keith fan who wondered about the song by that name, too)
WHOA!!! THE LIST HAS LOADS OF AIRPLANE QUOTES!!!
Some of the best I haven't seen here yet:
"Big" "I get to be on top!"
"Bringing up Baby" DR. DAVID HUXLEY It isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you; but, well, there haven't been any quiet moments!
"A Christmas Story," MRS PARKER You'll shoot your eye out!
"City Slickers," MITCH: Hi, Curly! You kill anybody today? CURLEY: Day ain't over yet.
"Clueless," CHER HORWITZ: As if!
"Jaws," MARTIN BRODY: YOu're gonna need a bigger boat.
A personal favorite:
"My Counsin Vinny" MONA LISA VITO: "My biological clock is ticking like this and the way this case is going, I ain't ever gonna get married." -- as only Marissa Tomei could deliver.
Another favorite:
"The Odd Couple" OSCAR MADISON "I cannot stand little notes on my pillow! “We are all out of cornflakes, F.U.” It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Unger.
And another:
"Patton" GEN. GEORGE PATTON "Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
"Raising Arizona" H. I. McDUNNOUGH I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got.
"Tootise" RITA I'd like to make her look a little more
attractive. How far can you pull back?
CAMERAMAN How do you feel about Cleveland?
"When Harry Met Sally" CUSTOMER: I'll have what she's having
Personal favorite:
"WHo Framed Roger Rabbit" JESSICA RABBIT I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Rotten movie, but funny line:
"Working Girl" TESS McGILL I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
And lastly, how could you guys miss this one, Mel's best on the list:
HUMP? WHAT HUMP?
(My favorite Mel Brooks line isn't on the list:)
"Robin Hood: Men in Tights" MME LATRINE: Madame Shithouse.
"This mess will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to survive it."
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. That smell, that gasoline smell.... it smells like victory."
Great quote.
And another favorite:
"The rose goes in the front." (grin)
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