PAt downs

12/7/34 | Gkush

[gskushmsn.com]

I thinjk the pat downs will only lead to worse ..What wouod stop the male or female travelers fr9om using body cavities for carrying explosives on board?? People already do that with drugs... So guess what is next????

[AppyPappy]

Uhhh....what? A bunny with a pancake on its head?

[MineralMan]

Just signed up today to post that, did you? Spell-checking is your friend.

[Rodney King]

The PAT became much more exciting when the two point conversion was allowed in the pros a few years ago.

[The_Victor]

Welcome to Free Republic. Do you have a point?

[Semper Paratus]

I think you would need to put your finger on the problem.

[OSHA]

Welcome to FR. Have you had your noobie physical yet?

[asgardshill]

Don't eat a big Mexican food meal 12 hours before flying, kids. Its your patriotic duty.

[Arrowhead1952]

Uhhh....what? A bunny with a pancake on its head?

DITTOS to that....

[areafiftyone]

[Elpasser]

Um OK, I give up. What's next?

[EggsAckley]

your expertise needed here.

[The_Victor]

Spell-checking is your friend.

That "spell" button isn't just for level 3 wizards.

[jwalsh07]

No fli, no PAtdown.

[sionnsar]

 Welcome to FreeRepublic 

[sionnsar]

[TChris]

WELl, i gESS thEr MiGHt be SUmThiNG werSE lIKE a RUt CAnaL oR WHut eVir. ;-)

(Spell check is your friend.)

[tx_eggman]

After your first post all I can say is:

[U S Army EOD]

About those drugs, you aren't on them are you?

[Conspiracy Guy]

yer ritin is vary goode. youghta be a jernelest!

[marty60]

Is this a threat????? Could you please tell us which Airline you intend to fly on.

[blackie]

That makes three of us. *sigh*

[Red Badger]

[tx_eggman]

Quit stuttering dumbass ... once with this post is enough

[7.62 x 51mm]

I give up... what's next?

[JennysCool]

[U S Army EOD]

Bad news, this guy is the pilot.

[marty60]

Yes, IF his first language is ENGLISH. Maybe Farsi.

[SandyInSeattle]

Are you typing with your feet? Sheesh, my cat types better than you do.

Speaking of cats...

[dighton]

So guess what is next????

Conquest of the earth by fireproof polar bears.

[Arrowhead1952]

See this thread.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The PAT became much more exciting when the two point conversion was allowed in the pros a few years ago.

They should adopt the other college rule, the defense should be allowed to run back a failed attempt.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Ginko Biloba... now.

[Serb5150]

Pat downs from males or females?

[avg_freeper]

I wonder if one could smuggle a dictionary in a body cavity?

[Earthdweller]

Fresh meat alert. Who let the dogs out? Something smells juicy.

[MattMa]

I love the smell of Zot in the morning.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

NB4DZOT!

[Conspiracy Guy]

I am copying this to my Best Vanities file.

[RebelBanker]

[OSHA]

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Locked on 12/07/2004 10:03:05 AM PST by Admin Moderator, reason:

Once is sufficient.

ONce is TOo MUch!

[U S Army EOD]

Well that explains the body cavity thing.

[Enterprise]

It'll only hurt for a little while - I promise.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Besides putting explosives up you bum can turn into a real mess.

[blackie]

Too much! *sigh*

[Conspiracy Guy]

This dude could probably hide an RPG up his behind.

[Blue Jays]

Hi All-

Why do people refuse to take even thirty seconds to read their posts to ensure they're coherent? The insertion of numbers in the middle of words was a particularly nice touch.

~ Blue Jays ~

[U S Army EOD]

I wonder what happens when you super nitrate a fart?

[Old Sarge]

Okay, you signed up today, no posts other than two vanities which are re-worded clones of each other.

One dupe thread has been locked, in MOD's infinite judgement. By now, you realize you're being watched.

You're invited to explain your reasons behind this bizarre thread. Notwithstanding that the occurence you refer to (I think) has already happened...

[U S Army EOD]

Most of the airport screeners I've seen would still miss it.