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Bulls without balls: French bid to attract runaway bovines fails
AFP ^ | Thu, Dec 16, 2004

Posted on 12/16/2004 8:07:10 AM PST by presidio9

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To: SierraWasp

Snickering.


21 posted on 12/16/2004 8:38:07 AM PST by farmfriend ( In Essentials, Unity...In Non-Essentials, Liberty...In All Things, Charity.)
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To: farmfriend

BTTT!!!!!!!


22 posted on 12/16/2004 8:45:36 AM PST by E.G.C.
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To: presidio9
Good Lord, the French are stupid.

Here the French actually raise cattle but are under the impression that steers form "relationships" rather than responding to hormonal cues (or the lack thereof).

The Stockshow is going to open here in a few weeks, maybe the French could check out the quarter horses and roping equipment.

I just can't believe these people are so clueless. Doesn't anybody ride? Doesn't anybody have cattle dogs? Don't they have stock prods and portable gates over there? Sheesh.
23 posted on 12/16/2004 8:48:22 AM PST by Gingersnap
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To: presidio9

Metro-sexual bulls. It had to happen. Their manhood has been sauced and turned into French Mountain Oysters, just to please the gonad gourmands. And now the people complain when all the bulls want to do is turn their grazing land into Birkenstockyards. On a similar note, can lesbian cows be far behind? (Rosie exception noted)


24 posted on 12/16/2004 8:59:36 AM PST by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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To: presidio9

Maybe those bulls are from "gay Paree".


25 posted on 12/16/2004 9:02:38 AM PST by Mr. Keys
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To: Blurblogger

Are you hunting for Hitlery's Cattle Futures?


26 posted on 12/16/2004 9:45:09 AM PST by SierraWasp (Ronald Reagan was an exceptional "celebrity!" Jesse Ventura & Arnold Schwarzenrenegger are NOT!!!)
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To: SierraWasp
... haven't read the story yet, but judging by the headline... I didn't even know you could teach bulls to dance, let alone organize large dancing events in extra fancy dance halls!!!

These thing happen all the time. Angry feminist cattle symbolically feast on a special dish called 'mountain oysters' and moan that there aren't any real men and then do strange things unto each other. Also known as a Dyke Dance.

Janet Reno/Hillary Clinton bump....
27 posted on 12/16/2004 9:54:54 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (FREE people needn't apply to a Government of/by/for the People for a gun (PERSONAL PROPERTY) permit!)
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To: presidio9

Who can blame bulls for running away? Cattle eat their fodder.


28 posted on 12/16/2004 12:21:22 PM PST by F.J. Mitchell (A Merry Christmas to all ,and to whom ever the Panthers hence forth play -a good night Irene!!!!!)
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