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To: pissant

Pepe Le Pew's Top Ten Pick-Up Lines:

1. SWEET HEART IF I FOLLOW YOU HOME WILL YOU KEEP ME?

2. NOT ONLY AM I GOOD-LOOKING, BABY DOLL, I'M RICH. INTERESTED?

3. YOU HAVE A MAP, YES? I WOULD LIKE TO USE IT SINCE I KEEP GETTING LOST IN YOUR EYES.

4. I HOPE YOU KNOW CPR, MY DARLING, BECAUSE YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY.

5. IF COULD REARRANGE THE ALPAHABET I'D PUT U AND I TOGETHER.

6. PARDON ME, MON CHERI. I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY PHONE NUMBER, MAY I BORROW YOURS?

7. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY EYES, NO?! I CANNOT SEEM TO TAKE THEM OFF OF YOU.

8. COFFEE? TEA? ME?

9. YOUR LEGS, THEY MUST BE TIRED, BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN RUNNING THROUGH MY MIND ALL DAY.

10. DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, OR SHOULD I WALK BY AGAIN?


3 posted on 01/10/2005 11:35:46 AM PST by ZGuy
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To: ZGuy

Does this rag smell like chloroform?


11 posted on 01/10/2005 11:43:50 AM PST by Ignatius J Reilly
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