To: marykatherine05
What's sad is that you can't seem to figure out that you're going to get hammered for coming onto a conservative board and spouting anti-Bush Moore-isms. Look, you don't have to agree with us, but if you honestly think we're so gullible as to just accept your word that you're a concerned "conservative" and not a troll simply out for a good baiting session, then it would have done you well not to bash our favourite president in your first post as a new member.
For Gods sake, why is that so hard to understand? No wonder you voted for Kerry. No offense.
114 posted on
01/11/2005 11:59:27 AM PST by
Trippin
To: Trippin
We live on a farm. It's great! Lots of hard work, but there's "rules" against people like me living in the city. :-)
Anyway....this troll reminds me of something that happened not long ago. We had a skunk in our chicken house. The hens were terribly upset and it was a racket we could hear 85 yards away up at our house! I approached it from a safe distance and when I saw it I said, "OH CRAP! A skunk!" ...and I ran back some distance. I've had experience with the distance, and accuracy of skunks before so I wasn't taking any chances.
The skunk saw me and turned and said, "OH! Excuse me! I was just visiting your chickens. From a distance, I thought I could detect little dabs of egg yolk at the corners of his mouth. I said, "YOU are a skunk! Get out of my chicken house!" The skunk smiled and said, "I am MOST certainly NOT a skunk! I Sir, am a "concerned citizen", checking on the conditions of your chicken house, and might I mention...it's DEPLORABLE!"
Then he continued, "I Sir, am your friend! I'm going to help you with this sanitation problem that you have here! You obviously are aware of this problem aren't you?"
At this point, I realized (as with leftists), that he changed the subject from what would have been originally a skunk stealing eggs in my chicken house, to a sanitation problem of the chicken house ....and I shot him 9 times with the AR-15 that I had brought down the hill with me to check on the noise and racket in the chickenhouse.
Most of this was simply illustrate a similarity between leftists, and a common egg stealing skunk. But a good portion of this story is true. :-)
Like a true leftist....the skunk left a big mess, and a TERRIBLE smell even after I blasted him to smithereens!
186 posted on
01/11/2005 12:32:36 PM PST by
hiredhand
(Pudge the Indestructible Kitty lives at http://www.justonemorefarm.com)
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