Posted on 01/18/2005 6:59:16 AM PST by Rodney King
Former cop busted in pig pen A shocked pig farmer could not believe his eyes as he watched a man drop his trousers and assault several members of his herd. The farmer managed to grab a camera and get evidence of the public bestiality, and the animal lover has been convicted, newspaper VG reports. "It was hard to comprehend what I was in fact seeing," said the Skien farmer. He managed to get nine shots of the former policeman he spotted sexually assaulting his pigs.
Telemark police said the case is closed and the man fined NOK 8,000 (USD 1,060) for violating animal protection laws.
"He has abused these animals in such a way that violated the animal protection act. The man has admitted guilt and accepted the fine," Telemark deputy police commissioner Runar Karlsen told VG.
The farmer decided to talk about the incident because of village rumors that he has been spreading evil gossip about a respected citizen.
The farmer was on a regular trip out to the pens to feed his herd - five sows and a boar, which were kept in a large fence bordering the woods a few hundred meters from his farm.
"Then I saw a man standing among the pigs, inside the electrical fence. Suddenly he took off his underpants and stood there naked from the waist down. Then things started to happen that I didn't think were possible," the farmer said.
"I took nine pictures of the man in action. It was embarrassing delivering the film for development, and I explained in the photo shop what had happened," he said.
Police said that the photographs were central to resolving the case.
"It's just about sex, move on."
"Makin' Bacon!"
I tell you, I am shocked, just shocked......
I heard about two guys who did this. The first one was given 10 years.
The other one was given the litter.
BTW, bestiality was a serious offense in 17th century New England. Not only was it considered a dreadful sin, but the people had so little understanding of biology that they thought it possible that such unions could produce transspecies offspring.
I guess he made his mistake by not buying the pig and taking it to his bed room where society has been told by homos to make no laws. The next thing the perp will want to be a grade school teacher.
Who is the government to tell a man who he can and can not have relations with?
That second 'who' is problematic in this case (unless you're Peter Singer or a member of PETA).
But this story does raise a question: Why shouldn't a pig have sex with other pigs?*
DISCLAIMER: Somebody had to make that joke!
"and the animal lover has been convicted"
It's not what it looks like!
Honey, that pig and I are just friends!
Rosie O'Donnell, have we got a man for you...
Imagine that! And all this time I thought Democrats resulted from a union between snakes and weasels.
Are you suggesting that they can't?
Why do these stories always seem to come from Europe?
Yes, Bill Clinton did the same thing with Hitlery and Monica.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist?
Do you drive a taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
"That'll do pig, that'll do."
Forgive a city girl a stupid question, but aren't pigs really large and aggressive? I mean, the mechanics of an act like this just don't seem feasible...Wouldn't they have trampled him, or bit him or something? </clueless>
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