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To: Aussie Dasher

We spend $0 on alcohol in our teetotalling household. But we're weird.

This whole thread reminds me of the Monty Python Australian Philosophers sketch (the Bruces):

"To Australians, American beer is like making love in a canoe...





"F***ing close to water."


11 posted on 01/23/2005 9:08:23 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Socialism failed. Bush won. Wellstone is dead. Get over it, DUmmies!)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

LOL! I won't say anything in case I say something!!!


12 posted on 01/23/2005 9:20:52 PM PST by Aussie Dasher (Stop Hillary - PEGGY NOONAN '08)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
"To Australians, American beer is like making love in a canoe... "F***ing close to water."

That accurately describes Foster's Beer.


13 posted on 01/23/2005 9:25:21 PM PST by Polybius
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To: Choose Ye This Day

My wife and two adult daughters drink a glass of wine on Christmas eve. Our two sons and I don't drink.

We call them winos.


16 posted on 01/23/2005 9:33:36 PM PST by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Spec.4 Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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