1. You think Jon Stewart is a genius.
2. You go out of your way to use the phrase "African American," but call the cops when you see one walking in your neighborhood.
3. You are in Pottery Barn or Williams Sonoma more than twice a month.
4. You actually enjoy traveling to France.
5. You think "France and Germany" constitute "world opinion."
you think "Comic Genius" means making lots of money while slamming conservatives.
You make more money with your mouth than you do with your hands. (er ah, lets say talking vs building something)
You might be a blue-neck if you hate Rush Limbaugh without ever having heard him.