If you've never, actually, studied the United States Constitution, but you know for certain that it contains the words: "the separation of church and state".
You believe the 2nd. Amendment to the Bill of Rights is to insure that the federal government can't take your states National Guard and police weapons from them. (and besides, you're scared of what you might do with a gun if you had one. Self control is certainly a "Blue" issue).
You think that if the National Endowment of the Arts doesn't give you, or your drug addled son, a grant of taxpayers money to photograph religious icons in sewage, that your 1st. Amendment rights are being denied.
You believe in "Collective Rights" and the possibility of the "Living Dead".
....You think Art Bell IS a news source.