Oh, penis...what is going on
Penis what is this
How can this poor guy go and take a p***
What he needs to do that is very far
I found it right here in my jar
Penis, I'm surprised
A medium is here before my eyes
I wonder why this thing is very tan
I think that I'll be changing brands
Penis, you're in my tomato sauce
Without it and its spices
Spaghetti would be quite lost
Penis, what to do
The owner probably is missing you
His wife is wondering why there's no sex
Perhaps I'll send it back FedEx
Penis, bye...oh penis...I'll be missing you
Oh penis...oh penis...oh penis
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