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Why Men Should Not Marry
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Posted on 02/16/2005 7:34:02 AM PST by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz
What I'm saying is that human beings are nasty weak treacherous creatures that are for the most part totally untrustworthy. Experience is my basis for this statement, both mine and others who I know or who have written reliable histories

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What a sweetheart. Too bad I'm already married.

221 posted on 02/16/2005 2:07:04 PM PST by trisham (proudly jackbooted and pajama clad!)
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I know. The cynicism that this man emotes is such that if we bottled it and made a weapon out of it, we could drop it on Iran and they would all commit suicide.


222 posted on 02/16/2005 2:33:21 PM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
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You missed your chance. You could have said, "What's inside those pants make me excited."

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223 posted on 02/16/2005 2:35:00 PM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
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To: Lazamataz

Do not enter the bottomless pit of matrimony. Save yourself the time and trouble. Instead, find a woman you really hate and buy her a house.


224 posted on 02/16/2005 2:37:37 PM PST by RightWhale (Please correct if cosmic balance requires.)
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To: Lazamataz
I know. The cynicism that this man emotes is such that if we bottled it and made a weapon out of it, we could drop it on Iran and they would all commit suicide.

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I was feeling a bit despondent myself by the time I finished reading the article. Then I remembered-hey! I'm already married. That perked me right up, I can tell you.

225 posted on 02/16/2005 2:48:47 PM PST by trisham (proudly jackbooted and pajama clad!)
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To: Lazamataz
When I'm not janitoring or using gypsum, I moonlight as a hitman.

Oooh! I'm so scared I'm pooping straight down my pants into my wellies!

226 posted on 02/16/2005 11:40:19 PM PST by benjaminjjones
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