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F*** the south (Barfer for sure - but still funny)
DUmmyland ^ | Tue Nov-09-04 04:17 PM | redsoxliberal

Posted on 02/16/2005 8:24:45 PM PST by Graybeard58

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Now I'm gonna have to buy a new asterisk key for my keyboard, because the censorship of the truly foul language was done by me.

We are not allowed to link to where I got this garbage but if you want a link to read the whole thread, FReepmail me.

1 posted on 02/16/2005 8:24:45 PM PST by Graybeard58
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To: Graybeard58
The next d***wad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their a** kicked.

It's my money, not the government's money. Come and kick my ass tough guy.

And this red county is playing for the blue hellholes in my own state, so in the words of Kid Rock - "Sit yer ass down before I blast you one."

2 posted on 02/16/2005 8:32:53 PM PST by Dan from Michigan ("PLAYOFFS? Don't talk about playoffs. You kidding me. Playoffs?" - Jim Mora Sr.)
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To: cyborg

Check this out.


3 posted on 02/16/2005 8:43:19 PM PST by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Spec.4 Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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To: Graybeard58

Where's standwatie when you need him? :o)


4 posted on 02/16/2005 8:44:53 PM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: Graybeard58
lemmee see....they loved Bill Clinton, and he was from a Red State...

and they loved Jimmah Carter, he was from the South....

but they changed their minds about Jimmah when he started doing weird stuff like dressing up like this...


5 posted on 02/16/2005 8:48:38 PM PST by bitt (Kerry "Hanoi"s me)
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To: Graybeard58

DU kids say the darndest things.


6 posted on 02/16/2005 8:59:10 PM PST by Bars4Bill
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To: Graybeard58

I like the way this mother f**ker expresses himself. Goddamn well said.


7 posted on 02/16/2005 9:32:32 PM PST by mercy (20 years a Gates sucker was enough!)
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To: Graybeard58

Pretty d*** funny! Had to laugh as some of it rings true!


8 posted on 02/16/2005 9:36:25 PM PST by bonfire
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To: Graybeard58
"F*** the South. F*** 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave."

Oh, so now they finally figured it out! :)

ROTFLMAO! That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long, time. A good DUmmie Meltdown makes my day.


9 posted on 02/16/2005 9:42:37 PM PST by Wampus SC
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Must have taken him a while to find a factoid or two that shows the North East beating the nation in some stat besides lunacy.

And no, I will never suggest they ever have another Republican Convention there. I almost wet my britches worrying over the last one.

I have some other things to say, but they are not for public dissemination.

All in all, to give credit where credit is due, it was a funny rant.

Now he can get back on his Prozac.

10 posted on 02/16/2005 9:43:03 PM PST by Cold Heat (What are fears but voices awry?Whispering harm where harm is not and deluding the unwary. Wordsworth)
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I found this on divorceform.org:

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Massachusetts and Connecticut rank first and second, respectively, for having the lowest divorce rates in the nation, according to new 1994 divorce data from the National Center for Health Statistics. Both states experienced a moderate drop in divorce rates between 1992 and 1994 to remain at the top of the list. Massachusetts fell from 2.8 in 1992 to 2.4 in 1994, while Connecticut fell from 3.1 to 2.8.

Nevada once again had the highest divorce rate in the country, even though it experienced the most marked drop in divorce rates during the two-year period. Nevada fell from 11.4 in 1992 to 9.0 in 1994.

The divorce rate per 1,000 population for the entire United States was 4.6 in 1994, down from 4.8 in 1992. Generally, rates were lower in the Northeast and Midwest and higher in the West and Southeast.

Only four states (New York, South Dakota, Missouri, and Mississippi) experienced a rise in divorce rates between 1992 and 1994. Eight other states held the same rate during 1992 and 1994. Vermont, with a drop in the divorce rate from 5.2 to 4.0, rose in rank from 27th to a tie for 15th position.

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11 posted on 02/16/2005 9:52:30 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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You managed to say all of that without using any profanity.


12 posted on 02/16/2005 9:56:26 PM PST by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Spec.4 Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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Nah, you're giving this guy too much credit - all facts are from an OpEd piece in the Boston Globe October 31, 2004.......... the guy claims in his piece that born again Christians have a much higher divorce rate than Catholics -may be true but funny since both Senators from Mass are divorced Catholics............


13 posted on 02/16/2005 9:59:03 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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both Senators from Mass are divorced Catholics.........

One a murderer and the other a traitor.

14 posted on 02/16/2005 10:00:23 PM PST by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for Spec.4 Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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Oh good - you couldn't hear me then........... ;^)

I'm married to a Marine - this guy is a lightweight - lol

15 posted on 02/16/2005 10:01:39 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

Are you sure Chris Rock didn't write that? It looks like his typical rant.


16 posted on 02/16/2005 10:05:24 PM PST by Rca2000 (Helping to swing the swing state of Ohio to "W")
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To: Graybeard58

OMG, someone actually took the time to write that drivel? And wasn't being sarcastic?


17 posted on 02/16/2005 10:08:09 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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both Senators from Mass are divorced Catholics............

No they aren't. They are only self-proclaimed Catholics...

It's impossible to be pro-abort and Catholic.

18 posted on 02/16/2005 10:18:31 PM PST by Dan from Michigan ("PLAYOFFS? Don't talk about playoffs. You kidding me. Playoffs?" - Jim Mora Sr.)
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To: Rca2000

Not Chris Rock - no mention of the white man beating down a brother......... ;^)


19 posted on 02/16/2005 10:20:35 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Graybeard58

Indeed......


20 posted on 02/16/2005 10:21:36 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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