"OMFG U N00B, WTF R U DOING POSTING VANITY IN THE NEWS/ACTIVISM!!"
One morning around 3am I was diagnosing a cable problem under the floor at a data center. While crawling around down there, negotiating all the cables, I noticed that the open tile was put back leaving me in the dark, on my stomach and under several racks of computer hardware.
I started screaming for someone to get me out and all I heard back was something that sounded like "Mother of Mercy" in Spanish. Fifteen minutes later the floor opens and there are two policemen, guns drawn yelling at me to come out with my hands up.
Gad, I've seen those floors open, and it would not be amusing to have that happen.