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Man Accused of Having Relations With Cattle
Duluth News Tribune ^ | 02/26/2005 | Associated Press

Posted on 02/27/2005 10:48:58 AM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist

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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

More like: Cow-A-Boinker


21 posted on 02/27/2005 11:27:23 AM PST by Enterprise (President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
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To: rdb3

Well, real men would get tired of a girl who only said "Moooooo" all the time. They might want a girl who can talk with them,,,I think.


22 posted on 02/27/2005 11:29:07 AM PST by cajungirl (freeps are my peeps.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Wish you had never posted the article. It's nightmarish.


23 posted on 02/27/2005 11:30:14 AM PST by auburntiger
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To: cajungirl
"I do feel sorry for men who, well, turn to large, fat, hoofy cows for love."

Well, now you know why they called themselves "cowpokes."

24 posted on 02/27/2005 11:31:51 AM PST by Enterprise (President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
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To: Enterprise

Are you serious???

NO way, is that why they call themselves that?

I am shocked, I tell you, shocked.


25 posted on 02/27/2005 11:33:07 AM PST by cajungirl (freeps are my peeps.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
They'll never stay home and they're always alone
Even with someone they love . . .

26 posted on 02/27/2005 11:33:35 AM PST by theFIRMbss
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1351802/posts

Cowabanga...many pithy responses here.


27 posted on 02/27/2005 11:35:14 AM PST by COUNTrecount
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963

pssst Harold, an old girlfriend is looking for you

28 posted on 02/27/2005 11:37:28 AM PST by Condor51 (May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't. - Gen G Patton)
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To: cajungirl
Well, real men would get tired of a girl who only said "Moooooo" all the time. They might want a girl who can talk with them,,,I think.

Monica couldn't talk. Check that. She could afterwards, I guess.


29 posted on 02/27/2005 11:39:09 AM PST by rdb3 (The wife asked how I slept last night. I said, "How do I know? I was asleep!")
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.

He liked them young too. At least it was a cow and not a kid.

30 posted on 02/27/2005 11:44:47 AM PST by BifBimble
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To: cajungirl
"You know, it ain't easy being the ramrod of a cattle drive. But I got one old cowpoke, Dusty, who always volunteers to ride herd at night. Good man. Keeps the cattle quiet. I wonder how he does it. Wish I could find more like him.


31 posted on 02/27/2005 11:45:27 AM PST by Enterprise (President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
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To: doug from upland

LOL


32 posted on 02/27/2005 2:01:15 PM PST by My2Cents ("Friends stab you from the front." -- Oscar Wilde)
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To: BifBimble

You got to veal sorry for him


33 posted on 02/27/2005 3:49:24 PM PST by llevrok (Don't blame me, I voted for Pedro!)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Just stump breakin' 'em.


34 posted on 02/27/2005 4:43:58 PM PST by gopheraj
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To: cajungirl
Am I the only Freeper in the forum who sort of feels sorry for this old guy

Are you kidding me???!!! Who screws cows just because they are lonely (lonely dude, not lonely cows. That's kind of a funny sentence if you read it the wrong way. "I'm sorry, that heifer just looked really lonely! I digress...)?

He should at the very least pay for a human girlfriend before resorting that kind of icky.
35 posted on 02/27/2005 6:12:00 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soilent green is made of liberals...)
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To: llevrok
You got to veal sorry for him

Okay, that is very dumb but it did make me laugh.
36 posted on 02/27/2005 6:15:00 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soilent green is made of liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

He said he was never unfaithful to his wife and when he had a wife or girlfriend, he was able to resist the lure of the bovine.

I am sorry, but I am laughing too hard to continue.


37 posted on 02/27/2005 6:16:22 PM PST by cajungirl (freeps are my peeps.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Who are we to judge?


38 posted on 02/27/2005 6:26:33 PM PST by PeoplesRepublicOfWashington (Re-elect Rossi in 2005!)
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To: cajungirl

I wonder if his wife was fat? And maybe a little hairy? A gold nose ring?


39 posted on 02/27/2005 6:28:00 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soilent green is made of liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

You are bad!

But I wonder if she shaved her legs? And wore clogs?


40 posted on 02/27/2005 6:33:57 PM PST by cajungirl (freeps are my peeps.)
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