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Man Accused of Having Relations With Cattle
Duluth News Tribune ^ | 02/26/2005 | Associated Press

Posted on 02/27/2005 10:48:58 AM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist

Posted on Sat, Feb. 26, 2005

Man accused of having relations with cattle

Associated Press

NEILLSVILLE, Wis. - A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.

Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.

A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before.

Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint.

He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.

Hart also is charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer. Each charge carries up to nine months in jail.

Hart is scheduled to appear in court March 10.


TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: alternativelifestyle; bestiality; cattle; ilovemycow; itsclintonsfault; itsjustsex; justdamn; sex; thedairystate; theotherredmeat; ugh; wisconsin

1 posted on 02/27/2005 10:49:00 AM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

The article failed to tell us his DU screen name.


2 posted on 02/27/2005 10:50:39 AM PST by doug from upland (Ray Charles --- a great musician and safer driver than Ted Kennedy)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

If he were allowed to marry the heifer, this sort of sneaking around would stop.


3 posted on 02/27/2005 10:51:27 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (The fourth estate is a fifth column.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Give the liberals a few more years and he will be able to marry the animal in five northeastern states. :-)


4 posted on 02/27/2005 10:53:34 AM PST by cgbg (Jodi, Stop Pooping In The Living Room!)
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To: doug from upland
ROFLMFAO!
5 posted on 02/27/2005 10:54:27 AM PST by RightWingAtheist (Creationism is not conservative!)
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To: ClearCase_guy
If he were allowed to marry the heifer, this sort of sneaking around would stop.

I understand that the animal rights fanatics and Rosie O'Donnel are writing the part of the 2008 Democratic Party platform that will deal with the right to marry heifers.

6 posted on 02/27/2005 10:57:56 AM PST by Wilhelm Tell
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To: doug from upland
"Where's the beef?"


7 posted on 02/27/2005 10:58:28 AM PST by Enterprise (President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Heifer? Is Monica back in town?


8 posted on 02/27/2005 11:00:19 AM PST by irishtenor (If stupidity were painful, the Democrats would NEED paid health care...)
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To: doug from upland

Too funny!!!!!!!!!!


9 posted on 02/27/2005 11:00:38 AM PST by irishtenor (If stupidity were painful, the Democrats would NEED paid health care...)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Udderly ridiculous.


10 posted on 02/27/2005 11:04:08 AM PST by Enterprise (President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Cow-a-bunga, dude.


11 posted on 02/27/2005 11:05:41 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (When you're a target of Islam, every week is Islam Awareness Week.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
"Come on up and see me sometime big boy, and I'll show you what a real cowlick is."


12 posted on 02/27/2005 11:09:19 AM PST by Enterprise (President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Heifer sexual predator. I hope the bulls get him.


13 posted on 02/27/2005 11:10:22 AM PST by afnamvet (31st Air Wing Tuy Hoa AFB RVN 68-69 "Return with Honor")
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Maybe he used THIS approach:


14 posted on 02/27/2005 11:11:29 AM PST by Enterprise (President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
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To: Enterprise

Am I the only Freeper in the forum who sort of feels sorry for this old guy, he is just lonesome. He needs a nice girlfriend to keep him off the farm.


15 posted on 02/27/2005 11:11:34 AM PST by cajungirl (freeps are my peeps.)
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To: cajungirl
"Am I the only Freeper in the forum who sort of feels sorry for this old guy, he is just lonesome."

I think we should just give him a home where the buffalo roam.

16 posted on 02/27/2005 11:16:44 AM PST by Enterprise (President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
My mistress heifer!

17 posted on 02/27/2005 11:17:42 AM PST by demlosers
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To: Enterprise

No way, not till the cows come home.

This reminds me of that old saying "why buy the cow when you get the milk free?"

there is a connection, but I haven't made it yet.

I do feel sorry for men who, well, turn to large, fat, hoofy cows for love.


18 posted on 02/27/2005 11:22:22 AM PST by cajungirl (freeps are my peeps.)
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To: cajungirl
He needs a nice girlfriend to keep him off the farm.

The cow was a female, right?


19 posted on 02/27/2005 11:22:53 AM PST by rdb3 (The wife asked how I slept last night. I said, "How do I know? I was asleep!")
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To: doug from upland

LMAO, isn't that the truth!


20 posted on 02/27/2005 11:26:44 AM PST by Halls
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

More like: Cow-A-Boinker


21 posted on 02/27/2005 11:27:23 AM PST by Enterprise (President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
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To: rdb3

Well, real men would get tired of a girl who only said "Moooooo" all the time. They might want a girl who can talk with them,,,I think.


22 posted on 02/27/2005 11:29:07 AM PST by cajungirl (freeps are my peeps.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Wish you had never posted the article. It's nightmarish.


23 posted on 02/27/2005 11:30:14 AM PST by auburntiger
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To: cajungirl
"I do feel sorry for men who, well, turn to large, fat, hoofy cows for love."

Well, now you know why they called themselves "cowpokes."

24 posted on 02/27/2005 11:31:51 AM PST by Enterprise (President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
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To: Enterprise

Are you serious???

NO way, is that why they call themselves that?

I am shocked, I tell you, shocked.


25 posted on 02/27/2005 11:33:07 AM PST by cajungirl (freeps are my peeps.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
They'll never stay home and they're always alone
Even with someone they love . . .

26 posted on 02/27/2005 11:33:35 AM PST by theFIRMbss
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1351802/posts

Cowabanga...many pithy responses here.


27 posted on 02/27/2005 11:35:14 AM PST by COUNTrecount
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963

pssst Harold, an old girlfriend is looking for you

28 posted on 02/27/2005 11:37:28 AM PST by Condor51 (May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't. - Gen G Patton)
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To: cajungirl
Well, real men would get tired of a girl who only said "Moooooo" all the time. They might want a girl who can talk with them,,,I think.

Monica couldn't talk. Check that. She could afterwards, I guess.


29 posted on 02/27/2005 11:39:09 AM PST by rdb3 (The wife asked how I slept last night. I said, "How do I know? I was asleep!")
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.

He liked them young too. At least it was a cow and not a kid.

30 posted on 02/27/2005 11:44:47 AM PST by BifBimble
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"You know, it ain't easy being the ramrod of a cattle drive. But I got one old cowpoke, Dusty, who always volunteers to ride herd at night. Good man. Keeps the cattle quiet. I wonder how he does it. Wish I could find more like him.


31 posted on 02/27/2005 11:45:27 AM PST by Enterprise (President Bush thought Wead was a friend. Turns out he was just a big fat tape worm.)
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To: doug from upland

LOL


32 posted on 02/27/2005 2:01:15 PM PST by My2Cents ("Friends stab you from the front." -- Oscar Wilde)
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To: BifBimble

You got to veal sorry for him


33 posted on 02/27/2005 3:49:24 PM PST by llevrok (Don't blame me, I voted for Pedro!)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Just stump breakin' 'em.


34 posted on 02/27/2005 4:43:58 PM PST by gopheraj
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To: cajungirl
Am I the only Freeper in the forum who sort of feels sorry for this old guy

Are you kidding me???!!! Who screws cows just because they are lonely (lonely dude, not lonely cows. That's kind of a funny sentence if you read it the wrong way. "I'm sorry, that heifer just looked really lonely! I digress...)?

He should at the very least pay for a human girlfriend before resorting that kind of icky.
35 posted on 02/27/2005 6:12:00 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soilent green is made of liberals...)
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To: llevrok
You got to veal sorry for him

Okay, that is very dumb but it did make me laugh.
36 posted on 02/27/2005 6:15:00 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soilent green is made of liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

He said he was never unfaithful to his wife and when he had a wife or girlfriend, he was able to resist the lure of the bovine.

I am sorry, but I am laughing too hard to continue.


37 posted on 02/27/2005 6:16:22 PM PST by cajungirl (freeps are my peeps.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Who are we to judge?


38 posted on 02/27/2005 6:26:33 PM PST by PeoplesRepublicOfWashington (Re-elect Rossi in 2005!)
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To: cajungirl

I wonder if his wife was fat? And maybe a little hairy? A gold nose ring?


39 posted on 02/27/2005 6:28:00 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soilent green is made of liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

You are bad!

But I wonder if she shaved her legs? And wore clogs?


40 posted on 02/27/2005 6:33:57 PM PST by cajungirl (freeps are my peeps.)
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To: cajungirl
clogs

Clippity clop, clippity clop

That is too frickin funny.

Think she chewed tobacco? At night, in bed? Yea, that's sexy.

Maybe lay down when the rain is a'comin?

I hope she didn't die of mad wife disease. That would be tragic.

Man, I could go on and on with this. I suppose I'll quit.
41 posted on 02/27/2005 6:51:11 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soilent green is made of liberals...)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

A traveler was touring Scotland. He stopped in a pub for a drink in a seaside hamlet. Sitting at the bar was local fellow, rather worn looking bloke, a true Scotsman. The two men get to talking and after a few pints the Scotsman says to the traveler:

"Listen here man... you see this bar here?" he slaps his palm on the bar, "I built this bar with me own two hands. I planed it and sanded it myself, stained it with my own sweat and blood. See how even and just it is? Have you ever seen a nicer bar? But do the people here call me McGregor the bar builder? Noooo....

"Now look outside. See that stone wall there? See how flat the top is and how straight it runs? I built that wall with my own two hands. I carried and set every stone meself. But do they call me McGregor the mason? Nooo!

"And out there in the water... you see that pier? I built that pier too, with my own hands. In all the winter storms, year in and year out, that pier never budges! I made that pier with my own sweat and blood. But do they call me McGregor the pier builder? Nooo."

Then the Scotsman takes a sip of beer and says in a low voice "but you @#^# one sheep . . ."


42 posted on 02/27/2005 8:03:19 PM PST by Dan from Michigan ("There out ta get me! They won't catch me! I'm #@^#@# innocent! They won't break me" - Guns N Roses)
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To: cajungirl
He needs a nice girlfriend to keep him off the farm.

..I heard Maureen Dowd and/or Helen Thomas are looking.

43 posted on 02/27/2005 8:46:46 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Is that what they mean by the phrase "Texas Hold 'em"?


44 posted on 02/28/2005 12:36:39 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (The people previously responsible for this tagline have been sacked.)
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To: Enterprise

Cowpokes and sheepstabbers control the range!


45 posted on 03/08/2005 12:50:03 PM PST by B4Ranch (The Minutemen will be doing a 30 day Neighborhood Watch Program in Cochise County, Arizona.)
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To: B4Ranch

When it comes to sheep and cattle my wife controls the range. I control the BBQ,


46 posted on 03/08/2005 3:45:54 PM PST by Enterprise (President George W. Bush - the leading insurgent detergent.)
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