[AmishDude]

So what's a nice guy supposed to do, act like a jerk?

Yes. If there's one thing I've learned from Cops is that it's not enough to be a loser, it's not enough to be an a-hole. You have to be both a loser and an a-hole. Then, and only then, will some woman be devoted enough to lean out of a trailer in a tank top and drop her cigarette in panic screaming, "Don't hurt 'im, he didn't mean it!"

[Dan from Michigan]

Yes. If there's one thing I've learned from Cops

ROFL! "We don't need Rambo! We have Police-Bo! AHHHHAAAAAAAAAA Police-bo!"

That's an exact quote out of Broward County, FL. The guy was arrested for fighting the cops and spraying Armor All in his wife's face.

[Larry Lucido]

devoted enough to lean out of a trailer in a tank top and drop her cigarette in panic screaming, "Don't hurt 'im, he didn't mean it!"

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that, I'd have, well, a couple hundred dollars by now.