I thought this stuff was supposed to be funny! Your picture made me sad. Time to go do more laundry.
I have been thinking of ArGe's dilmma about telling his wife why a woman is better than a bottle of wine.
Again, going back to my love of mathematics on earlier replies....
No matter what I say, my wife thinks I am wrong. That means I am 100% wrong. So I decided to improve my odds.
Now I always answer, "You are right!". She only says I am wrong about 1/2 the time now.
I am so pleased with my credibility improvement and the sanity now in the llevrok abode.