I don't think you're going to find anything. Pets are property, so it's up to the judge. (Just don't tell the pets they're property...)
" Pets are property, so it's up to the judge"
****DING-DING-DING****
WINNER!
It's called who has the best laywer.
No, no. I am property. My puddies are my masters.
They made me type this. Help me, they're holding me at claw point. eep. I'm caught.
No, masters, no, don't make me, I won't. Please don't make me clean you, I don't have the proper tongue. . . Please, stop rubbing against me . . . I . . . can't . . . resist . . . your. . . purring . . .