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All Time Worst Hit Songs!!
OneZero ^ | 12/04 | staff

Posted on 03/29/2005 12:00:16 PM PST by pissant

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To: Trampled by Lambs

"don't know the name but it went, "doo doo doo doo da da da,"
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I think its called doo doo doo, da da da.

Pure doo-doo!


61 posted on 03/29/2005 12:21:24 PM PST by pissant
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To: pissant
Just off the top of my head:

Beck-Loser
Biz Markie-You Got What I Need
Aerosmith-Love in an Elevator
Poison-Unskinny Bop
Anything by Starship
Anything by Richard Marx
Anything by Rick Astley
All Rap

62 posted on 03/29/2005 12:21:40 PM PST by SoDak (hoist that rag!)
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To: MotleyGirl70

I'm not sure The Macerana constitutes as a "hit song" but I heard that stupid, stupid, stupid song at more weddings than I care to remember.

"Bring me quesadillas while I'm watching Casablanca/ Eating nachos grande gives me mucho gas-o-lena!  Hey Macarena!"

 Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

63 posted on 03/29/2005 12:21:45 PM PST by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: Space Wrangler

I hereby nominate "Cola Balunka" for official FR song.


64 posted on 03/29/2005 12:22:05 PM PST by IN Farm Girl (Hoosier by birth, Boilermaker by the grace of God)
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To: tje

My God! one version is enough for Stairway to Heaven!


65 posted on 03/29/2005 12:22:26 PM PST by pissant
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To: pissant

If you want to hear an interesting version of Kashmir, you might want to check out the album sample on http://www.william-joseph.com. Just forward through the playing stream until you get to it. I like the original, but this version was just awesome!


66 posted on 03/29/2005 12:22:47 PM PST by HungarianGypsy
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To: Owl_Eagle

Let's also add the dreaded "Electric Slide"


67 posted on 03/29/2005 12:22:57 PM PST by NRA1995 ("The Minuteman Project: doing the job our government doesn't want to do")
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To: IN Farm Girl

LOL!! Okay, I'll second that!


68 posted on 03/29/2005 12:23:39 PM PST by Space Wrangler
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To: hattend

"Puff the Magic Dragon"
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We sang that stupid song in grade school. Don't think the teachers knew it was a song about dope.


69 posted on 03/29/2005 12:23:49 PM PST by pissant
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

' C&C Music Factory, do you mean "Every Body Dance Now" '

I used to have that tape. Sure miss it. And Hammer has a few good ones. Most rap drives me nuts though. FReegards....


70 posted on 03/29/2005 12:24:25 PM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (<<<< Profile page streamlined, solely devoted Schiavo research)
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To: tje
Check out April Winchill's website for a ton of Stairway to Heaven covers.

I think the funniest "Stairway..." knockoff was the song that was released by Little Roger and the Goosebumps called "Stairway to Gilligan's Island".

'Twas a three-hour tour
With the Skipper and more
And they're stranded on Gilligan's Island
Here's how this story goes
Two guys in funny clothes
Gave five passengers a three hour tour
(A Three Hour Tour)
Ooh, ooh, and they're stranded on Gilligan's Island

Mate's a mighty sailor man
The Skipper brave and sure
'Cause you know that is show is so silly
Know the theme like a book
There's a moron who sings
And they're stranded on Gilligan's Island
Ooh, because of thunder
Ooh, because of thunder

There's a feeling I get
Professor's not the best,
Never fixed the boat, no one was leaving
On the show I have seen
Skipper sleeping under trees,
And the cast, whose ridiculous looking.
Ooh, this show's a blunder
Ooh, this show was a blunder

Thought they would get off soon
Sick of hearing that tune
The show only lasted three short seasons
Then a new day will dawn
The show's no longer on
And the TV will echo with laughter

If there's a jingle to your sitcom
Don't be alarmed now
Let's just hope the theme's sung by Queen.
Yes, there's a way to get off the island
But that would be dumb
There's still time to change the show you're on
And this show's a blunder.

I know you're humming the theme song now
In case you don't know
The Skipper's calling you to join them
Two ladies Marianne and Ginger
They're not hot now
This Island lies on the withering map

A storm ends the three-hour tour
They are washed up upon the shore
There walks a Skipper we all know
Gilligan's the star of the show
Doubt ev'rything you've been told
And if you're watching very hard
The tune will finally end at last.
There's seven castaways in all
To do this show, they sold their souls!!!!

And they're stranded on Gilligan's Island

71 posted on 03/29/2005 12:24:34 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Information is power and power is nothing without control.)
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To: pissant

How could all of you miss

Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made For Walking'?


72 posted on 03/29/2005 12:24:35 PM PST by wattsmag2
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To: pissant
Vanilla Ice?? the beginning of that horrid ice, ice baby song sounds like the beginning of Under Pressure.
73 posted on 03/29/2005 12:24:42 PM PST by HungarianGypsy
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To: Choose Ye This Day

I have bought more copies of the Stairway to Heaven album than any other one album over the course of my life...

But I really do hate "When the Levee Breaks"


74 posted on 03/29/2005 12:24:43 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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To: secret garden

I have earworms now.


75 posted on 03/29/2005 12:24:50 PM PST by tioga
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

JRBC, you "still haven't found what you're lookin' for"


76 posted on 03/29/2005 12:24:55 PM PST by pissant
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To: IN Farm Girl
I hereby nominate "Cola Balunka" for official FR song.

Wasn't that what the Dalai Lama said when his golf ball went into a 10,000 foot crevice?

77 posted on 03/29/2005 12:25:00 PM PST by NRA1995 ("The Minuteman Project: doing the job our government doesn't want to do")
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To: MotleyGirl70

"Not sure what's worse the song or that idiotic dance."


The dance.


78 posted on 03/29/2005 12:25:14 PM PST by Blzbba (Don't hate the player - hate the game!)
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To: A CA Guy

Disco Duck at least had Donald singing. Far better than many on the list, mind you.


79 posted on 03/29/2005 12:25:43 PM PST by pissant
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To: IN Farm Girl

Cola Balunka it is!


80 posted on 03/29/2005 12:25:55 PM PST by Judith Anne (Thank you St. Jude for favors granted.)
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