If the feminists protest again, Augusta should announce plans to create a parallel tournament, "The Mistresses."
Maybe that'll shut 'em up.
Martha Burke led the failed protest in 2003,
Bobby Jones,the founder of The Masters,named his putter,with which he won the original "Grand Slam" in 1930,"Calamity Jane",
Calamity Janes' real name,Martha Jane Cannary Burke.
Strange but true.