[ryan71]

"This story has it all.

Rednecs
A trailer
Rednecks drinking
Redneck siblings knocking boots
Redneck siblings knocking boots even after an officer tells them to stop
A cancer diagnosis
This is, quite possibly, the greatest story of all time."

David Alan Coe should jump all over this!

I was drunk
the day my sister
got outta prison...

[OldEagle]

"This story has it all."

But...But wait, there's more. Was the wife there to let Officers Cletus and Jethro in or did she arrive home to discover the situation?? It might be interesting to know just how she came to suspect them of this shameless activity.

[Conspiracy Guy]

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[Preachin']

You Never Even Call Me By My Name
David Allan Coe


It was all I could do to keep from cryin'
Sometimes it seemed so useless to remain
But you don't have to call me darlin' darlin'
You never even call me by my name.

You don't have to call me Waylon Jennings
And you don't have to call me Charley Pride
And you don't have to call me Merle Haggard anymore
Even though you're on my fighting side.

And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain
But you don't have to call me darlin' darlin'
You never even call me by my name.

Spoken:

I was drunk the day my mama got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in the pickup truck
She got ran over by a damned old train.

So I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain
You don't have to call me darlin' darlin'
You never even call me....
Well I wonder why you don't call me...
Why don't you ever call me by my name.