The South park conservative's view of life and death???
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive, well preserved body but rather to skid in to the grave sideways, chocolate in one hand, margarita in the the other, cigar sticking out of you mouth, body thoroughly worn out, screaming at the top of your lungs, "WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!!!!!"
LOL a friend of mine (who is a liberal unfortunately) said that he signed up to be a organ donor specifically for when they open him up to harvest the goodies. The docs will be like "Damn there is nothing here we can use, he used it all up!" :P