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Are You Hearing This Caller on Rush? (Laura's Horse Joke)
Rush Limbaugh ^ | 5/5/2005 | Pyro7480

Posted on 05/05/2005 9:43:47 AM PDT by Pyro7480

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To: Common Tator
I agree with your assessment.

This joke was turned into a ribald gutter joke by those who perceived the joke was about bestiality.

The way the joke was taken says more about the mentality of those who misunderstood it than it does about the person telling the joke.
41 posted on 05/05/2005 9:58:33 AM PDT by stylin_geek (Liberalism: comparable to a chicken with its head cut off, but with more spastic motions)
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To: tiamat
Why...why...YOU'RE worse than LAURA!

Why, thank you! *blush*

42 posted on 05/05/2005 9:59:38 AM PDT by .38sw
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To: tiamat

yeah ,... you'd remember the Sam Kinison bit about the gay necrophiliac mortician??


43 posted on 05/05/2005 9:59:44 AM PDT by Dad yer funny
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To: Dad yer funny

Never heard that one...

Never was a Kineson fan...

Couldn't stand the guy's voice.

So what's the punch line?

You can freeep mail me if it's too blue...


44 posted on 05/05/2005 10:01:33 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: keepingtrack
Nevertheless, not sure it's good form to tell those kinds of jokes in front of a young woman who was kidnapped and sexually assaulted in the past year.

Do we have to go over a guest list for every event to make sure that we don't offend any kidnapped or sexually assaulted children that attend a roast?

I have no idea why should would have been there anyway. Roasts are known to be raunchy, they are for grown-ups.

46 posted on 05/05/2005 10:03:29 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.)
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To: Pyro7480

Are we talking about Laura Bush's joke??? THAT joke? That one has been around for at least a bazillion years. Someone has a problem with it?


47 posted on 05/05/2005 10:03:30 AM PDT by Grammy (Never try to teach a pig to sing... it wastes your time and annoys the pig.)
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To: keepingtrack

Well, I hope you're ready to be accused of selling burkas and being a member of the Taliban. That's the kind of gutter-ball crap these threads usually turn into.

I didn't know Elizabeth Smart was in the audience, though. That's interesting.

Well, good luck. The DPs will be around promptly to harass you just like they do to anyone who ever dares to question anything that the Bushes do. Then they'll try and group you in with folks who utter profanities about the Bushes, which of course you will never have done. That doesn't matter with these folks, though. After that, they'll make fun of your religion and generally throw out epithets at you. You see, apparently the GOP is a Big Tent, except that they only want themselves in it.


48 posted on 05/05/2005 10:04:36 AM PDT by AZ_Cowboy ("Be ever vigilant, for you know not when the master is coming")
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To: Grammy
Are we talking about Laura Bush's joke??? THAT joke? That one has been around for at least a bazillion years. Someone has a problem with it?

Apparently, lots of someones have a problem with it. I guess you've missed the multiple threads and thousands of replies discussing the horror of such filth coming from Laura Bush's mouth.

49 posted on 05/05/2005 10:05:34 AM PDT by .38sw
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To: Pyro7480

It is certainly NOT a homo joke. Bad taste perhaps, but it was never supposed to go that way. More urban/rural stuff at play, apparently.


50 posted on 05/05/2005 10:08:05 AM PDT by AZ_Cowboy ("Be ever vigilant, for you know not when the master is coming")
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To: Grammy

Half of FR has their panties in a wad over that joke.

I have been out of town for a few days, but apparently this fight has been going on since Laura opened her mouth.


51 posted on 05/05/2005 10:08:07 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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52 posted on 05/05/2005 10:08:14 AM PDT by devolve (My WWII Tribute: http://pro.lookingat.us/WWII.html - more traffic than DU-Koz-LDot)
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To: devolve

Blair is in trouble in his election today. No relation to the First Lady's joke routine, of course.


53 posted on 05/05/2005 10:10:13 AM PDT by RightWhale (These problems would not exist if we had had a moon base all along)
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To: .38sw
Sigh

I just took the whole thing at face value and thought it was funny.... I didn't know I was supposed to read all kinds of filth into it. Guess I'm outta the loop again!

54 posted on 05/05/2005 10:10:52 AM PDT by Grammy (Never try to teach a pig to sing... it wastes your time and annoys the pig.)
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To: Grammy
I just took the whole thing at face value and thought it was funny.... I didn't know I was supposed to read all kinds of filth into it. Guess I'm outta the loop again!

Yeah, you and me both.

55 posted on 05/05/2005 10:12:14 AM PDT by .38sw
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56 posted on 05/05/2005 10:13:51 AM PDT by .38sw
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To: RightWhale

Voter suppression! Long lines! Diebold!

I heard Rush say that the Tories may have pulled out the win, and am not sure how to take it. I suppose it's possible, but you and I both know exit polls are not to be trusted.

The loss of Tony Blair would be symbolic, and would be made much of in the MSM. But the Tories were supportive of us in the Iraq War as well, and would doubtlessly have better domestic policies. Ultimately, it boils down to what the Britons want--may their choice be in their country's best interest.


57 posted on 05/05/2005 10:15:40 AM PDT by Cyclopean Squid (History remembers only what was, not what might have been.)
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To: .38sw

ROFL!


58 posted on 05/05/2005 10:16:03 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Pyro7480
The horse joke is a HOMOSEXUAL joke?

Sheesh, I hope this woman caller doesn't have a wedding planned, she's nuts.

59 posted on 05/05/2005 10:16:10 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Dad yer funny
If I had a blind date with her , she'd be home by 8:30

If the caller was the date, and if the date started at 8:29...

60 posted on 05/05/2005 10:16:39 AM PDT by Christian4Bush (Prayers for Laura Ingraham and her family as she is treated for breast cancer. 5-4-05)
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