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Are You Hearing This Caller on Rush? (Laura's Horse Joke)
Rush Limbaugh ^ | 5/5/2005 | Pyro7480

Posted on 05/05/2005 9:43:47 AM PDT by Pyro7480

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To: yellowdoghunter

The only quibble I have with her routine is that she told some fairly ribald jokes with Elizabeth Smart right there in the audience. Perhaps not the best sense of judgement, although in an adult-only setting the jokes were fine. And god knows you'll hear raunchier stuff just walking past a high-school. Nevertheless, not sure it's good form to tell those kinds of jokes in front of a young woman who was kidnapped and sexually assaulted in the past year.


21 posted on 05/05/2005 9:48:03 AM PDT by keepingtrack
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To: GWB00
but what I am interested is the exit polls on the UK election that Rush spoke about prior to this call.

Agreed! But maybe it's just those eeeevil Tories putting out early false exit poll info to try to dissuage people from voting.

:^P

22 posted on 05/05/2005 9:48:35 AM PDT by prairiebreeze (Hillary's Chappaquiddick. Check it out at: www.Hillcap.org)
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To: Pyro7480

i just heard it myself i couldnt believe my ears i bet she graduated at the top of her class in her public high school itys probably a good thing rushes implant has been acting up lately so he couldnt hear the caller clearly


23 posted on 05/05/2005 9:48:40 AM PDT by freepatriot32 (If you want to change government support the libertarian party www.lp.org)
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To: Pyro7480
The joke is at least 60 years old. It was used to make the case that city slickers are so dumb they can not tell a horse from a cow and a male from a female.

It was often said that city people were smart and country fold dumb. This country joke was used to show that city people were dumber than a 6 year old child. After all any six year old country kid could tell a horse from a cow and a male horse from a female horse.

24 posted on 05/05/2005 9:48:57 AM PDT by Common Tator
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To: Pyro7480

Next! This one's been milked dry.

25 posted on 05/05/2005 9:49:25 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog (This horse has been milked to death.)
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To: xcamel
It was very funny.. and even Darwin said "Sometimes a joke is just a joke...."

I thought that was Freud

26 posted on 05/05/2005 9:49:36 AM PDT by SittinYonder (Tancredo and I wanna know what you believe)
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To: keepingtrack

I hear ya and understand where you are coming from. Just prepare yourself for the bashing and trashing you will probably receive.....please know that most on FR respect your opinion and understand that not everyone sees a joke in the same way.

Have a great day...


27 posted on 05/05/2005 9:50:07 AM PDT by yellowdoghunter (FR is so popular that people repost our thoughts on different message boards! It is an honor!)
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To: Lizavetta

While I agree with you regarding the twins' attempt at the convention, I have to disagree with you about the First Lady's routine - I found it hilariously funny.

Of course humor is often a subjective matter and thus what is funny to some is not to others. But that is what makes life so grand - if we all agreed all the time, we'd be bored!!!!


28 posted on 05/05/2005 9:50:35 AM PDT by Gabz (My give-a-damn is busted.)
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To: prairiebreeze
Tories putting out early false exit poll

Yeah, Sir Karl Rove was behind it.

29 posted on 05/05/2005 9:50:48 AM PDT by GWB00
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To: prairiebreeze

The caller might be a horse...trainer.


30 posted on 05/05/2005 9:50:49 AM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: Pyro7480

Hasn't this dead horse been beaten quite enough?


31 posted on 05/05/2005 9:51:03 AM PDT by .38sw
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To: tiamat

I'm not surprised in the least.

We sort of, kind of have a bit of spring.....nothing to write home about yet, but I do have doors and windows open, although I am wearing a sweatshirt.


32 posted on 05/05/2005 9:52:17 AM PDT by Gabz (My give-a-damn is busted.)
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To: .38sw

yeah ,...that is the dead horse Bubba raffled off


33 posted on 05/05/2005 9:52:42 AM PDT by Dad yer funny
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To: Common Tator

Exactly. The joke goes back as long as there have been farms ... "He's dumb enough to milk a bull" or "he's dumb enough to milk a horse." Homosexuality ... LOL


34 posted on 05/05/2005 9:53:06 AM PDT by SittinYonder (Tancredo and I wanna know what you believe)
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To: yellowdoghunter
I civilly acknowledge my disagreement, and, in my opinion, those who continue to express their 'disagreement' are counterproductive to the conservative cause.
35 posted on 05/05/2005 9:53:28 AM PDT by 68 grunt (3/1 India, 3rd, 68-69, 0311)
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To: .38sw
Hasn't this dead horse been beaten quite enough?

HaHa... funnier than the original joke :-)

been Beaten enough...haha

36 posted on 05/05/2005 9:54:10 AM PDT by Bobalu (This is not the tag line you are looking for.....move along (waves hand))
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To: .38sw

Hmmmm.

"Beating a dead horse"

Which introduces the concepts of necrophilia AND sado-masochism!

Why...why...YOU'RE worse than LAURA!

;-P


37 posted on 05/05/2005 9:55:20 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Gabz
I've got a couple of windows open, too. Mostly out of defiance and stubbornness.


We actually had SNOW here twice in the last week.

I don't dare plant anything.
38 posted on 05/05/2005 9:57:10 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Pyro7480

Speaking of off-color jokes, the father of a good friend of mine once stood at a urinal next to President Reagan (a year or so after he left office) at a fancy black-tie only event, and had the opportunity to hear the President make a VERY off color joke.

I won't tell it, but the punchline was "I recognized my daughter's handwriting!" It's an "oldie but goodie," so I'm sure people here have heard that one before.


39 posted on 05/05/2005 9:57:31 AM PDT by keepingtrack
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To: 68 grunt

I understand your point. Hopefully by Monday at least, it will be over. I am sure something is going to happen to take it off of people's minds. On to more important things, so to speak. I just think it has been slow news days....

Have a great day!


40 posted on 05/05/2005 9:57:39 AM PDT by yellowdoghunter (FR is so popular that people repost our thoughts on different message boards! It is an honor!)
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