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The Guild 5-9-2005 Quotes about Women

Posted on 05/08/2005 6:30:20 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs

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To: mountaineer
I can top that. This morning, Discovery Science channel had a heartwarming program titled 'Genius Sperm Donors.' It focused on the screwed up kids searching for their donor father with the help of their single mom.

From the 2 examples I saw, there was good reason why a donor was needed, I can't see how anyone would be willing to do the deed naturally.

21 posted on 05/09/2005 6:40:36 AM PDT by pubmom (I'm out of clever things to say.)
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To: gopwinsin04

That poor child will be born with a hankering for Krispy Kremes.


22 posted on 05/09/2005 6:45:16 AM PDT by mountaineer
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To: gopwinsin04

I didn't know that being pregnant made you go outside without your pants.


23 posted on 05/09/2005 7:09:32 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Another stellar idea from old bucket head:

Faced with a $300 million budget hole, Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is hoping people in this already heavily taxed city won't mind forking over a few extra cents for their Big Macs and Whoppers.

Kilpatrick wants to ask Detroit voters to approve a 2 percent fast-food tax - on top of the 6 percent state sales tax on restaurant meals. The mayor says consumers will barely notice the extra cents at the cash register, but critics say the tax would unfairly burden the poor and hamper economic development.

"Just tell him we're going to go to Bloomfield Hills to McDonald's if he puts a tax on it," said 18-year-old Ebony Ellis, referring to an affluent Detroit suburb, as she and four friends ate at a Golden Arches in Detroit. The high school classmates eat at McDonald's every day after school because their schedule doesn't leave them time for lunch.

[snip]
And just how is "fast food" defined? Besides the obvious chains like Wendy's and White Castle, officials have mentioned takeout pizza places and Detroit's ubiquitous chili dog restaurants known as Coney Islands. It's uncertain, however, where Starbucks or the corner deli would fall.

The administration says it is still working on a definition.story ---

24 posted on 05/09/2005 7:52:53 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (~~Secretary of Keepin' It Real)
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To: gopwinsin04
The last few days have been rough for the Britster, hope Kev got her a nice Mother's Day gift.

5/9:Christina Aguilera is refusing to invite Britney Spears to her wedding in retaliation for being snubbed when her pop rival married Kevin Federline.

The Dirrty singer doesn't want one-time Disney Club pal Spears to be present when she marries fiance Jordan Bratman because she is still smarting after being left off the guest list for Spears' nuptials last September.

Aguilera said: "There's no way she's getting an invite to my wedding. She snubbed me so I'm going to snub her too."




5/8:Pop diva Madonna has rejected Britney Spears' request to play the godmother to her first child with husband Kevin Federline.

According to sources, the 'Toxic' singer desperately wanted the 'Material Girl' to be her unborn baby's religious guardian, but Madonna declined because of her busy schedule.

"Britney was so disappointed, but told Madonna she understands," Femalefirst quoted a source, as saying. (ANI)




FEDERLINE MARRIAGE



5/6:BRITNEY SPEARS' ex-husband JASON ALEXANDER has expressed his hurt at the pop beauty's marriage to KEVIN FEDERLINE.

Alexander, a childhood friend of Spears, walked down the aisle with the TOXIC singer in an impromptu Las Vegas ceremony in January 2004 - only for the star to file for an annulment just 55 hours later.

But Alexander admits he was particularly hurt when he learned that Spears has walked down the aisle with Federline in September (04), just months after his own brief union with her ended.

He tells IN TOUCH WEEKLY, "People break up and you go on your own way but you don't go, 'I love you, baby, and I can't wait to see you,' and then one day you call and the phone's cut off and then she's dating and married to someone else.

"Why is it so right with him and not me? Everybody thinks it's a joke - it's been hard.

"Her life went back to normal and mine didn't. It got all messed up. I've thought about her. I loved her and from what she told me, I thought she felt the same way. Then all of a sudden, this person just disappears. It's hard when I see her face on TV.

"I'm bitter and I'm mad, but I don't hold it against her. She's Britney."
25 posted on 05/09/2005 8:11:17 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (~~Secretary of Keepin' It Real)
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To: BigWaveBetty

26 posted on 05/09/2005 8:33:55 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?)
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Kabbalah devotees might want to brace themselves for some less than spiritual news. Radar, the soon to be re-launched magazine, is preparing an “explosive exposé” of the trendy religion whose members include Madonna, Britney Spears, and Ashton Kutcher, according to a well-placed source. The article is said to include inside info on the movement’s finances and the personal habits of some of the group’s leaders. Editor Maer Roshan confirmed to The Scoop that a Kabbalah piece is in the works, but declined to comment further. . . . Don’t be surprised if some disgruntled ex-staffers file a lawsuit against The National Enquirer. . .

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7682161/


27 posted on 05/09/2005 8:39:09 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty (~~Secretary of Keepin' It Real)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

You're math's wrong. 2.5 cm to an inch.


28 posted on 05/09/2005 10:25:43 AM PDT by Endeavor
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To: Endeavor; Hillary's Lovely Legs
4.1 centimeters = 1.61417323 inches

I get 1.64 inches. Is that correct? If so, that's not much of an improvement over 1.61 inches (but every little bit helps, presumably).

29 posted on 05/09/2005 10:38:15 AM PDT by mountaineer
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To: Endeavor

Hi, E! I think she's right. 2.54cm/1 inch x 4.1cm =1.61 inches. Now we know where the phrase "Napoleon Complex" really came from.


30 posted on 05/09/2005 10:39:58 AM PDT by MaeWest
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To: MaeWest

The phrase "Napoleon Complex" reminds me of a young lawyer with whom I worked about 10 years ago. He was about 5'4", fresh out of law school. He was very impressed by the fact that he had graduated from law school and, especially, that he passed the state bar exam. He wore what he actually called "power suits," that is, suits with really big shoulders (we used to joke that he couldn't walk down the hall without brushing against the walls), and drove a Lincoln Mark VII. He'd go to bars at Happy Hour and pass out business cards. I'll give him credit, though, he's one of the (many) reasons I left the practice of law.

If I were really mean, I'd link to the firm's website, so you all could see for yourselves!


31 posted on 05/09/2005 11:14:10 AM PDT by mountaineer
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To: BigWaveBetty
Has CC Devile of the rock group 'Poison' morphed into the Unfrozen Caveman lawyer?


32 posted on 05/09/2005 11:39:36 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: MaeWest

Perhaps Napoleon suffered from Wellington Envy.


33 posted on 05/09/2005 2:32:33 PM PDT by JewishRighter
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To: mountaineer; MaeWest

I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt (grin).


34 posted on 05/09/2005 3:11:57 PM PDT by Endeavor
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To: mountaineer

You can take the Girl out of the TRAILER PARK but you sure can't take the
Trailer Park out of the Girl!


35 posted on 05/09/2005 3:16:16 PM PDT by missyme (The Conclusion is:)
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To: gopwinsin04

You know, I could see David Lee Roth wearing a get-up like that.


36 posted on 05/09/2005 3:34:54 PM PDT by pubmom (I'm out of clever things to say.)
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To: gopwinsin04
Too funny!

Maybe if we live long enough we'll get a chance to see Bill and Hill in this get up:

Former fundraiser producer Aaron Tonken, is shown during an interview in a prison in Taft, Calif., Thursday, April 21, 2005. Tonken talked about the involvement of David Rosen, former finance director for Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and an organizer in the 'The Hollywood Gala Salute to President William Jefferson Clinton' in Los Angeles. A federal trial is scheduled to begin in Los Angeles Tuesday, May 10, 2005, in which Rosen faces charges he knowingly filed false reports that understated the costs for the event. Tonken, who is imprisoned on an unrelated matter, produced the 2000 star-studded tribute. (AP Photo/Reed Saxon)

37 posted on 05/09/2005 7:13:30 PM PDT by BigWaveBetty (~~Secretary of Keepin' It Real)
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To: BigWaveBetty

It will be interesting to see whether the Rosen/Tonken/Peter Paul matters will affect Her Royal Heineyness' presidential aspirations at all. Given the way the Clintons have wriggled out of other scandals pretty much unscathed, I'm not holding my breath.


38 posted on 05/10/2005 5:17:41 AM PDT by mountaineer
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This & That:

Arianna Huffington's buzzed-about blog, "The Huffington Post," has finally launched - and some of the early feedback isn't good. Huffington's starting lineup includes Mike Nichols, Larry David, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Walter Cronkite and Tina Brown - but noticeably absent are David Geffen and Warren Beatty, who have been touted as contributors.

"Despite the blog's prelaunch hype that he would be a charter member, Geffen never had any intention of blogging on Arianna's site," reports the L.A. Weekly's Nikki Finke. "Moreover, sources tell me that Geffen's people had to quietly tell Huffington to stop using his name as bait in her less-than-successful effort to fund the blog with Hollywood money."

Still, conservative-turned-liberal Huffington has found support in an unlikely corners. "Unlike a lot of observers, though, I don't think Arianna's going to fail," writes right-wing columnist Michelle Malkin. "Arianna is very good at what she does, which is to collect people like curios and throw sprawling house parties for them."

Arianna, take that as a compliment. Rush & Molloy

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OPENLY gay U.S. Rep.Barney Frank got caught blatantly fondling an up-and-coming politician's buttocks at a public event. According to gay weekly the Washington Blade, the frisky Frank was escorting rising gay politico Mike Evans into the VIP section at Philadelphia's Equality Forum when he boldly seized the opportunity to cop a feel from the younger man. The tush-grabbery was caught by alert photogs covering the event, and the pictures soon surfaced on the Internet. A rep for Frank, who is in a relationship with his domestic partner, Sergio Pombo, declined PAGE SIX's request for comment. (Page Six)

39 posted on 05/10/2005 5:28:21 AM PDT by mountaineer
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To: Endeavor
Just in case you haven't heard, RENÉE GETS HITCHED (to Kenny Chesney) thread...

I think this one has a chance of making it, after all they are both from Texas (unlike the Julia Roberts-Lyle Lovett) fiasco.

40 posted on 05/10/2005 8:10:58 AM PDT by daisyscarlett
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