Posted on 05/08/2005 6:30:20 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
1. "As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied." Oscar Wilde.
2. "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde." Dolly Parton.
3. "One of the reasons I don't see eye to eye with Women's Lib is that women have it all on a plate if only they knew it. They don't have to be pretty either." Charlotte Rampling.
4. "When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighters shaking hands." HL Mencken.
5. "Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man." Thomas Edison
6. "When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs." Friedrich Nietzsche
7. "Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote." Grover Cleveland, Former US President (1905)
8. "Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man." Erica Jong.
9. "Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property." Napolean Bonaparte
10. "I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute." Rebecca West.
11. "If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." Aristotle Onassis
12. "Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of most women. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses." Ivern Boyett
13. "Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?" Rita Rudner
14. "When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names." Kin Hubbard
15. "Most women are not as young as they are painted." Max Beerbohm
16. "Women add zest to the unlicenced hours." Allen Thomas
17. "When women go wrong, men go right after them." Mae West.
18. "She looked as if she'd been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say when." PG Wodehouse.
19. "Women are nothing but machines for producing children." Napolean Bonaparte.
20. "An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." Agatha Christie.
21. "Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one." WC Fields
22. "Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." Charlotte Whitton.
23. "Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself." Roseanne Barr.
24. "A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often." Oliver Hereford
25. "My wife is the sort of woman who gives necrophillia a bad name." Patrick Murray
26. "Women should be obscene and not heard." Groucho Marx.
27. "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce." Mark Twain.
28. "As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then get my own appartment." Jay Leno
29. "Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car." Will Durst
30. "Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking." Rupert Hughes
"A misogynist is a man who hates women as much as women hate each other."
HL Mencken
"Women have a much better time than men in this world. There are far more things forbidden to them."
Oscar Wilde
True.
My favorite Barbie quote is:
"When I grow up, I want to be Barbie... that bitch has everything."
Napoleon sure had a way with words.....
bttt
"A man doesn't insist on physical beauty in a woman who builds up his morale. After a while he realizes that she is beautiful, he just hadn't noticed it at first." -- Robert A. Heinlein
"Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers." -- Robert A. Heinlein
And yet, by all accounts, he and Josephine had a very happy marriage. Go figure... ;)
After Napoleon died, Josephine kept his penis in a box. Historians say that it looks like a seahorse.
I remember when Rush Limbaugh was making fun of "Divorced Barbie". She got Ken's Jeep, house,............
Some lady called in all bent out of shape because her daughter wanted one. LOL!
In 1999 such an organ was sold in a Christie's auction. John Lattimer, an US urologist, became the new owner, having paid $4,000 for it. In accordance with his observations, the penis size was 4.1 cm, and "could" have increased to a maximum of 6.6 cm in lenght when excited).
4.1 centimeters = 1.61417323 inches
Ouch, and now we know the rest of the story.
"For women, "equality" is a disaster." -- Robert A. Heinlein
That man was a genius! Now, I must read all his work, right after I read "Last Train to Memphis" to fact-check that silly Elvis movie tonight.
Good Morning. Great Thread. I'll check back in later. I'm on the road this week, again, so my I'll check in when I can.
What a tiny little man.....
Today's signs of the decline of American culture:
MARTHA Stewart should demand a recount. The doyenne of domesticity did not garner one single vote in an online poll by Child magazine on "Who is your No. 1 female hero?" Just in time for Mother's Day, "your mom" scored a whopping 53.7 percent of the vote, while Hillary Rodham Clinton nabbed 9.9 percent; Kelly Ripa, 8 percent; Angelina Jolie, 6.2 percent; and Madonna, 1.2 percent. When asked to write in their favorite female hero, Laura Bush, Oprah, the Virgin Mary, Mother Teresa, Condoleezza Rice and Gloria Steinem were mentioned. ...
BRENDAN Fraser says that Bill Clinton once made him jealous by flirting with the actor's busty, blond wife, Afton. When Clinton was president, Fraser hosted a Christmas carol program for him and First Lady Hillary at the White House. "My wife was wearing a red dress and has certain endowments," Fraser tells Elle magazine. "I introduced her in the receiving line, and he said, 'Hell-ooo, Afton.' The Secret Service was prodding people to move along, but I saw Clinton make this hand gesture like, 'Back off for a second, guys.' " Clinton immediately turned on the charm and began peppering Afton with questions about herself.
"She's getting all flushed, turning red, while I'm just standing there," Fraser recalls. He decided to get her out of there right away, and told the horndog-in-chief that he and Afton had to leave. "Suddenly I was like, 'I don't care if 38 guys are ready to kill me if I take one step to ward this man,'" he recalls. "Afton has never reacted that way to another man since I'd known her." After he calmed down, Fraser says he couldn't blame Afton for getting flustered by Clinton's flattery. "Clinton is 'The Man,' " Fraser says. "And you know what? I'd do him." (Page Six)
The male-slut former prez strikes again.....ugh.....
"We've got an issue in America ... too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
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