[delacoert]

Now I'm obsessing about what happened to those single missing socks.

That's been solved. Socks are larval forms of wire coat hangers. Once the sock larvae metamorphesizes, it becomes a brand new wire hanger in your closet, Thus explaining both the decreasing number of socks in your drawer and the increasing number of hangers in you closet.

[fatnotlazy]

That's been solved. Socks are larval forms of wire coat hangers. Once the sock larvae metamorphesizes, it becomes a brand new wire hanger in your closet, Thus explaining both the decreasing number of socks in your drawer and the increasing number of hangers in you closet.

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That never works for me...I have fewer socks AND fewer hangers. LOL