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Love is ... not picking your nose and burping (rift prevention)
Scotsman ^
| 5/16/05
| Ed Black
Posted on 05/17/2005 11:13:14 AM PDT by pissant
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I guess the dutch oven is out!
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:13:19 AM PDT
by
pissant
To: pissant
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:15:50 AM PDT
by
cvq3842
To: pissant
"They include nose-picking, burping and tatty clothes in men..."In men? What if this is the woman?
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:19:59 AM PDT
by
Hatteras
To: pissant
• Asking for explanations of TV dramas, causing partner to miss plot twist. I HATE it when someone does that to me!
To: Hatteras
In men? What if this is the woman? Guys don't mind it when women do that as much. We understand.
To: Hatteras
tatty & skimpy is OK then
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:20:51 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: pissant
"The basic notion that things become more irksome over time has never been looked at before," he said. Uh, yeah. Completely unexamined. It's only the plot of every single freaking sitcom in the history of the world.
To: pissant
I find it bothersome when my wife won't explain the movie to me.
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:24:10 AM PDT
by
sparkomatic
(This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags!)
To: pissant
• Making a partner spend far longer than they want to on shopping trips. Then don't come shopping with me. If you can't stand the heat, stay outta the Bed, Bath and Beyond.
• Changing preset controls on the car stereo.
Try it and draw back a nub.
• Getting drunk despite lack of any obvious excuse.
Once and a while is OK, but on a regular basis is bad. If you're a mean drunk, it's even worse.
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:24:54 AM PDT
by
najida
(OK, so, ya see, uh huh.....I have this stress problem....maybe it's living without running water.)
To: Question Liberal Authority
Everything you need to know was covered in I Love Lucy!
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:25:10 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: pissant
I love studies that tell us what we know.
Good use of money.
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:25:46 AM PDT
by
Crazieman
(If Con is the opposite of Pro, what is the opposite of Progress?)
To: sparkomatic
Especially during the climactic scenes...
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:25:50 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: pissant
"• Tipping clutter from coffee table on to floor to make way for TV dinner. " LOL! You only get one shot at THAT one:):)
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:26:12 AM PDT
by
BobS
To: najida
LOL. You're funny!
what about an amorous drunk
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:26:55 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: pissant; Dashing Dasher; BerthaDee; Petronski; cyborg; Liz
Pissant, do you think Michael Jackson left a wet nose on the bathroom floor? That would probably kill a romance, too....
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:28:24 AM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Crazieman
Indeed. When all they need to do is ask the expert, Pissant!
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:28:38 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: pissant
"Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers." -- Robert A. Heinlein
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:28:48 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
("Violence never settles anything." Genghis Khan, 1162-1227)
To: najida
• Changing preset controls on the car stereo.
Try it and draw back a nub.LOL
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:28:49 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter)
To: BobS
What kind of wife makes you a TV dinner anyhow?
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:29:11 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
To: Blurblogger
Could have. Though his idea of romance is a thought to unpleasant to contemplate!
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posted on
05/17/2005 11:30:13 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Dead Terrorists are a good thing)
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