[secret garden]

I am thinking we should excuse you from class and send you to the hot tub today to soothe that angry set of nerves in your shoulder.

[Gabz]

Wife arrested in spouse slaying; remains found in Va. waters

It sure took them long enough............I remember all the talk and specualtion about this last spring when it seemed another suitcase of bady parts was being picked up almost daily for a week.

[Argh]

My bosses and I have put our massive brain powers to work on my arm/back problem and have come up with two possible solutions.

1. I go lie in front of Emergency at the hospital until they have the police come and throw me in jail. I then tell the police about my back, and we can't have our prisoners suffering, can we? So they'll rush me back to the hospital and as a prisoner I'll be fixed instantly! I'm not sure this'll be worth the AIDS resulting from the obligatory homosectionality in jail...

2. I've switched the setting on my mouse so I can use it with my left hand. That way, I'll get carpel tunnel in my left hand, and with my right hand already buggered I can go on long term disability!

Whaddya think?

Later...