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To: patton

I thought you were married???????

63 posted on 06/12/2005 5:28:22 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)

To: teenyelliott

This REALLY hot chick at work walked up to me one day, kind of looked me up and down, and said, "You need to take me out tonight."

I mean, her eyes were smoldering.

I looked at her for a momment, and said,"Ma'am, I don't reckon my wife would mind, but my girlfriend would flat-out kill me."

66 posted on 06/12/2005 5:32:34 PM PDT by patton ("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.")

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