Avgas eats nail polish.
I haven't had a facial in years.
I have to have my hair cut professionally - it's a wild mane.
I don't blow it dry or curl it or anything. I run a pick through it and walk out the door. The sun and wind do the rest.
;-)
PS... I would love a massage.... right about .... nnnnoooowww..
It made me think that I might suggest one of my children go into massage therapy as a career. ; )