To: punster
I'm a sucker for any joke that begins with, "a priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar,...." or "a guy walks into a bar,..."
4 posted on
07/15/2005 9:49:03 PM PDT by
garyhope
(moules et frites)
To: garyhope
A skeleton walks into a bar and says:
"Gimme a beer and a mop."
8 posted on
07/15/2005 9:51:59 PM PDT by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Carry Daily, Apply Sparingly)
To: garyhope
So, this termite walks into a saloon and asks, ''Is the bar tender here?''
Ba-rump-BUMP.
21 posted on
07/16/2005 8:44:43 AM PDT by
SAJ
To: garyhope; All
ALL you guys are HILARIOUS! What a great bunch of jokes!
As you can tell, I'm not a very good joke teller, but (ahem) here goes:
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One frantically shreiks to the other, "I've lost my electron!" The other says, "Are you sure?" The first says, "Yes! I'm positive!"
26 posted on
07/17/2005 10:48:24 PM PDT by
FreeKeys
(Either you're part of the solution, or you're part of the precipitate.)
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