I owned a first generation Honda Civic years ago. I was going to use it as a winter car. It was like a Go-Cart with doors. I drove it once then parked it next to my garage for a year. One nice summer day i was bored so i drained the radiator, started it and put a brick on the accelerator. Besides the ton of steam blowing out of it the engine would not die. I was amazed. Honda makes good engines!
The most unreliable car i've owned was a 93 Lincoln Continental. What a POS!!! EVERYTHING broke on that Crap Box. It's funny cause it was a nice looking, Comfortable, good riding boat. I gave it away for free when I bought my Infiniti.
I've got you beat. I had an mid-80's black Ford Escort in 1993-1994.
Tin can on wheels.
I put an ad in the paper for it. I sold it for $125. I was just happy to get rid of the POS.