Posted on 07/29/2005 8:38:20 AM PDT by TheBigB
Answers:
01. The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet.
02. The Ed Sullivan show.
03. Route 66
04. to protect the innocent
05. The Lion sleeps tonight.
06. The limbo
07. chocolate.
08. Louis Armstrong
09. The Timex watch.
10. Freddy the freeloader, and "Good night, and may God Bless."
11. draft cards (the bra was also burned - but they were protesting underwire, I think)
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. sputnik
15. hoola-hoop
A group of dogs is taken to a day camp near Bogotá in a bus in this photo taken on June 30, 2005. The Transmiperro system (Tranport my Dog) is a day camp for dogs, where a colorful bus takes them to a camp in the village of Cajic, 30 km (19 miles) north of Bogotá, where the animals are trained and enjoy games and activities. Each pet owner pays between $34 and $106 per month depending on the program the dog is enrolled in. The dogs are returned home, exhausted, at the end of the day. (Photo by Jose Miguel Gomez) A group of dogs is taken to a day camp near Bogota in a bus in this photo taken on June 30, 2005. The Transmiperro system (Tranport my Dog) is a day camp for dogs, where a colorful bus takes them to a camp in the village of Cajic, 30 km (19 miles) north of Bogota, where the animals are trained and enjoy games and activities. Each pet owner pays between $34 and $106 per month depending on the program the dog is enrolled in. The dogs are returned home, exhausted, at the end of the day. (Photo by Jose Miguel Gomez)
You didn't ask. :o)
Nope... water main leak near the site of the explosions yesterday... and very humid
Not that I'm complaining or anything...
LUCKY DOG!
I was close.
;-)
I am going to Nags Head, North Carolina:
My dad & I will probably do some surf fishing near Oregon Inlet, which is just S of Whalebone Junction on that map.
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Written by Alan Weiss
Crack open your briefcase or purse, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall. Don't get off at any floor.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Stare and grin at another passenger for a while. Finally announce, "I've got new socks on!"
Meow occassionally.
Sing "Mary had a Little Lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of them!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Start a sing-along.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
Lean against the button panel.
Say "I wonder what all these do", and push all the buttons. Don't forget to push the "Emergency Stop" button.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Please? Please? Please?
I'll beg if I have to!
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.
" They go to Las Vegas and the guy say! s, "OK frog, now what?"
The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
Mmmmmmmkay. ;o)
This is our first and only vacation for '05.
We are saving vacation days just in case we can move in before year end.
How's the house??
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