Posted on 07/29/2005 8:38:20 AM PDT by TheBigB
Now, I've noticed a tendency for this programme to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those two last sketches I did got very silly indeed, and that last one about the bed was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes and Captain Johnston. Come to think of it most people likes a good laugh more than I do. But that's beside the point. Now, let's have a good clean healthy outdoor sketch. Get some air into your lungs. Ten, nine, eight and all that.
WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Friday!!! Silliness!!! Most importantly......BEER!!!!!!!!!!
For us poor slobs still stuck in the orfice today:
1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
7. Plagarism saves time.
8. If at first you don't succeed, try management.
9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
10. TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
13. We waste time, so you don't have to.
14. Hang in there, retirement is only fifty years away!
15. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
19. Succeed in spite of management.
20. Aim Low - Reach Your Goals - Avoid Disappointment
I'm series! There is dihydrogen monoxide everywhere... it is seeping into the parking lot across the street... standing in pools! This is hugh!
YEAH!!!
How about a quiz for today?
Only a few Senior Citizens can make a perfect score on this Youngsters can try their luck. The answers are in a later post - but don't cheat. Wait - I'm talking to FReepers - we don't cheat....
01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, "Who was that masked man?" Invariably, someone would answer, "I don't know, but he left this behind." "What did he leave behind?_______________________.
02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S.in early 1964, we all watched them on the, _______________ show.
03. Get your kicks, _______________.
04. The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed ____________________.
05. In the jungle, the mighty jungle, _________________________.
06. After the twist, the mashed potatoes, and the watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the_________________________.
07. N_E_S_T_L_E_S, Nestle's makes the very best, _______________.
08. Satchmo was America's "ambassador of goodwill." Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was, ____________________.
09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? __________________.
10. Red Skeltons hobo character was _______________________. and he always ended his television show by saying,"Good night, and _____________________________."
11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam war did so by burning their_________________.
12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front, was called the VW. What other names did it go by?_____________________&_________________
13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, "the day the music died." This was a tribute to __________________________.
14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit The Russians did it; it was called ____________.
15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist; it was called the __________.
Answers.... in a few posts
My pleasure...doing that as I type...
WOO HOO!
Hey!
I'm silly!
Why aren't I on your ping list?
Hi, "B" we were waiting for you.
Hi.
It's RAINING?
Thanks! I was getting worried!
Mornin', Tigress!
How's the Tigris? Boiling?
OMG a water leak!!!
LOL!
French Terror Alert!
Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. This rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military.
Hear.
I mean,
Here.
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