[Paloma_55]

There once was a barmaid named Bridget,
She claimed to be raped by a midget,
She was a fine lass,
with a helluvan ass,
and made the poor Leprechaun fidget.

[SoDak]

Ha1 Post of the day...

[sofaman]

In Ireland's cold....leprechaun = a frigid midget with a rigid digit

[OldEagle]

"There once was a barmaid named Bridget..."

Neat. Very neat.