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VANITY--The chili contest: (Warning--extremely funny!)
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| 8-17-05
Posted on 08/18/2005 11:21:44 AM PDT by meandog
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...apologies to those who have previously seen this...
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posted on
08/18/2005 11:21:45 AM PDT
by
meandog
To: meandog
To: meandog
Seen it before, but it's funnier than ever [still giggling]
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posted on
08/18/2005 11:27:28 AM PDT
by
Lekker 1
("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"- Harry M. Warner, Warner Bros., 1927)
To: meandog
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posted on
08/18/2005 11:28:05 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Gum would be perfection!)
To: meandog
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posted on
08/18/2005 11:28:11 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: meandog
I've laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes. Thanks for the funniest story I've read in a very long time.
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posted on
08/18/2005 11:28:47 AM PDT
by
sarasota
To: meandog; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida; ...
Humor Ping!!
You may have already read it, if so sorry!
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posted on
08/18/2005 11:29:21 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: lightingguy
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posted on
08/18/2005 11:30:58 AM PDT
by
agrace
(Where were you when I founded the earth? Tell me if you know so much. Job 38:4)
To: meandog
I've seen this before. I love this part:
"You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth."
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posted on
08/18/2005 11:32:45 AM PDT
by
Jaysun
(Democrats: We must become more effective at fooling people.)
To: meandog
ROTFLOL Tears rolling down my face. Laughing so hard {GASP!!!} I can hardly breathe
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posted on
08/18/2005 11:33:04 AM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
To: meandog
LOL! I'm with Frank--my chili doesn't even have any cayenne pepper in it, just cumin. I realize most people wouldn't even call it chili.
To: meandog
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posted on
08/18/2005 11:34:57 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: meandog
...apologies to those who have previously seen this... I've seen it a few times, but not in quite a while. All those within the cubicle farm were wondering why I was laughing like a fool...Thanks for the re-post.
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
When I got to the 6th chili, I had to put my hand over my mouth so no one could hear my laughing.
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posted on
08/18/2005 11:36:16 AM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: meandog; cyborg; fortunecookie; arasina; Miss Behave; GipperGal; martin_fierro; Constitution Day; ..
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain.LOLROFLMAOAPIMPRFI must read!
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posted on
08/18/2005 11:36:34 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: meandog
Oh my Lord. By chili #3, I couldn't breathe anymore! Husband came in to see what in the world I was crying about. Now he's on the couch in hysterics. Thanks for the laugh!!
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posted on
08/18/2005 11:37:10 AM PDT
by
used2BDem
(Navy Vet (Navy Mom))
To: meandog
Official seal of *FUNNY* approval.
To: meandog
Countdown to someone getting the reference....
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posted on
08/18/2005 11:38:06 AM PDT
by
flashbunny
(Always remember to bring a towel!)
To: meandog
Hey, I had 3 tours of duty in Texas. So what's the big deal?
Seriously - ROTFLOL!!! The original version is even funnier as I'm sure you know but the mod would never allow it. Thanks for today's laugh.
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posted on
08/18/2005 11:38:31 AM PDT
by
tgusa
(USN A-6 pilot)
To: meandog; glock rocks; GRRRRR; don-o; carlo3b; Eaker; Squantos
Too funny!
Smoldering yankee lips ping
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posted on
08/18/2005 11:39:49 AM PDT
by
ChefKeith
(If Diplomacy worked, then we would be sitting here talking.)
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