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VANITY--The chili contest: (Warning--extremely funny!)
e-mailed story | 8-17-05

Posted on 08/18/2005 11:21:44 AM PDT by meandog

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...apologies to those who have previously seen this...
1 posted on 08/18/2005 11:21:45 AM PDT by meandog
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To: meandog
Here's another version posted back in 2001:

Texas Chili Cook Off (Humor - Warning: Rough Language)

2 posted on 08/18/2005 11:26:35 AM PDT by snowsislander
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Seen it before, but it's funnier than ever [still giggling]


3 posted on 08/18/2005 11:27:28 AM PDT by Lekker 1 ("Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"- Harry M. Warner, Warner Bros., 1927)
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To: meandog

LOL!


4 posted on 08/18/2005 11:28:05 AM PDT by TheBigB (Gum would be perfection!)
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To: meandog

LoL


5 posted on 08/18/2005 11:28:11 AM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: meandog

I've laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes. Thanks for the funniest story I've read in a very long time.


6 posted on 08/18/2005 11:28:47 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: meandog; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida; ...
Humor Ping!!

You may have already read it, if so sorry!

7 posted on 08/18/2005 11:29:21 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: lightingguy

Snowcone ping!


8 posted on 08/18/2005 11:30:58 AM PDT by agrace (Where were you when I founded the earth? Tell me if you know so much. Job 38:4)
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I've seen this before. I love this part:

"You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth."
9 posted on 08/18/2005 11:32:45 AM PDT by Jaysun (Democrats: We must become more effective at fooling people.)
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ROTFLOL Tears rolling down my face. Laughing so hard {GASP!!!} I can hardly breathe
10 posted on 08/18/2005 11:33:04 AM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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LOL! I'm with Frank--my chili doesn't even have any cayenne pepper in it, just cumin. I realize most people wouldn't even call it chili.


11 posted on 08/18/2005 11:33:32 AM PDT by American Quilter
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OMG, ROTFLMAO.


12 posted on 08/18/2005 11:34:57 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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...apologies to those who have previously seen this...

I've seen it a few times, but not in quite a while. All those within the cubicle farm were wondering why I was laughing like a fool...Thanks for the re-post.

13 posted on 08/18/2005 11:35:33 AM PDT by Living Free in NH
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

When I got to the 6th chili, I had to put my hand over my mouth so no one could hear my laughing.


14 posted on 08/18/2005 11:36:16 AM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: meandog; cyborg; fortunecookie; arasina; Miss Behave; GipperGal; martin_fierro; Constitution Day; ..
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain.

LOLROFLMAOAPIMPRFI must read!

15 posted on 08/18/2005 11:36:34 AM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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Oh my Lord. By chili #3, I couldn't breathe anymore! Husband came in to see what in the world I was crying about. Now he's on the couch in hysterics. Thanks for the laugh!!


16 posted on 08/18/2005 11:37:10 AM PDT by used2BDem (Navy Vet (Navy Mom))
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Official seal of *FUNNY* approval.


17 posted on 08/18/2005 11:37:49 AM PDT by Codename - Ron Benjamin (I'm gonna sing the doom song now!)
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To: meandog


Countdown to someone getting the reference....
18 posted on 08/18/2005 11:38:06 AM PDT by flashbunny (Always remember to bring a towel!)
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To: meandog

Hey, I had 3 tours of duty in Texas. So what's the big deal?

Seriously - ROTFLOL!!! The original version is even funnier as I'm sure you know but the mod would never allow it. Thanks for today's laugh.


19 posted on 08/18/2005 11:38:31 AM PDT by tgusa (USN A-6 pilot)
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To: meandog; glock rocks; GRRRRR; don-o; carlo3b; Eaker; Squantos

Too funny!

Smoldering yankee lips ping


20 posted on 08/18/2005 11:39:49 AM PDT by ChefKeith (If Diplomacy worked, then we would be sitting here talking.)
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