Skip to comments.
VANITY--The chili contest: (Warning--extremely funny!)
e-mailed story
| 8-17-05
Posted on 08/18/2005 11:21:44 AM PDT by meandog
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-80, 81-100 next last
To: JimWforBush
41
posted on
08/18/2005 12:28:25 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Would I lie?
I getting spit balls in the back of the head now
42
posted on
08/18/2005 12:31:21 PM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: meandog
43
posted on
08/18/2005 12:32:51 PM PDT
by
ghostcat
To: JimWforBush
Your Lisandra worships you!
44
posted on
08/18/2005 12:33:49 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
My mother,s chili was so hot it had to be stored under water.
However, Mom's chili and fried bread sticks on a cold day were a hard combination to beat.
To: Manic_Episode
I have sympathy for the guy. I ate what I thought was a "cherry pepper" once, only to find out seconds later that it was a habanero. I blacked out. When I finally woke up I had a full grown beard, I'd lost 40 pounds, and I had to ask some stranger who the President was. It ruined my life.
46
posted on
08/18/2005 12:36:32 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(Democrats: We must become more effective at fooling people.)
To: dearolddad
47
posted on
08/18/2005 12:37:12 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: blackie; JimWforBush; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano
Don't ya just hate that feeling??
48
posted on
08/18/2005 12:39:17 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Lead with your own unique style)
To: Jaysun
Lmao. Not all my true stories are true, but that one was =)
To: PaulaB; blackie; JimWforBush
"Don't ya just hate that feeling??" I am trying to remember, it has been so long since I have snorted Drano.
50
posted on
08/18/2005 12:43:15 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jaysun
51
posted on
08/18/2005 12:43:32 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Lead with your own unique style)
To: PaulaB
I haven't experienced that feeling yet and I'm not looking forward to ever experiencing it. ;)
52
posted on
08/18/2005 12:45:42 PM PDT
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I snorted a few things in my jaded youth ~ Drano wasn't one of them. >:-}
53
posted on
08/18/2005 12:47:41 PM PDT
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: advance_copy
This will cause the entire mass of your brain to be spontaneously liberated as free energy in accordance with Einstein's formula (E=mc
2), laying waste to everything in a 40-mile radius.
Blair's 6am
54
posted on
08/18/2005 12:48:03 PM PDT
by
HKMk23
(GoT this sweLl tagline on eBay with changE I found in my soFa. It's a "fixer.")
To: blackie
I believe I can say the same. AHH the silliness of youth.
55
posted on
08/18/2005 12:48:47 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: advance_copy
BTW, Tabasco is the ONLY hot sauce. Well, okay then...I prefer the hot-sauce-like non-sauces made from habaneros, myself; or just fresh peppers in the food.
56
posted on
08/18/2005 12:48:53 PM PDT
by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
To: PaulaB; blackie; Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Don't ya just hate that feeling??It's not as bad as Coca Cola coming out of your nose.
57
posted on
08/18/2005 12:49:22 PM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
58
posted on
08/18/2005 12:50:06 PM PDT
by
JimWforBush
(Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
We thought we were "kickin' it" too. :):)
59
posted on
08/18/2005 12:50:43 PM PDT
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: HKMk23
I prefer these, when I can get them:
60
posted on
08/18/2005 12:52:45 PM PDT
by
Oberon
(What does it take to make government shrink?)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-80, 81-100 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson