VANITY--The chili contest: (Warning--extremely funny!)

e-mailed story | 8-17-05

[blackie]

"It's not as bad as Coca Cola coming out of your nose."

Damn, I've missed so many of life's fun experiences. *sigh*

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

"It's not as bad as Coca Cola coming out of your nose."

I told you to stop snorting coke! The bubbles burn to bad!

[DeFault User]

You know it's good chili when your tear ducts and sinuses are draining profusely.

The Mexican restaurant here in NC usually have two hot sauces, one for gringos that Texans think is tomato juice and another for those that can take the real 'salsa de burro'.

[PaulaB]

Drano wasn't one of them. >:-}

So you think.. ;)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Well shame on us!

[Max in Utah]

BTW, Tabasco is the ONLY hot sauce.

Too much vinegar! I only put it on spinach and salad.

I prefer Arizona Gunslinger: authoritative, yet merciful.

[PaulaB]

Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over, and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself.

I think this judge was once on our OFST......

[Oberon]

Where would that restaurant be in NC?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You may be right. I think the link in post #2 was used as a likn in the OFST before.

[blackie]

I always know what I'm putting in body. ;)

[JimWforBush]

I think this judge was once on our OFST......

I could certainly see that.

[blackie]

Yes ~ the shame of it all. ;)

Truthfully; if I had my life to live over, I wouldn't change one thing.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

So do I, It does not always mean it was legal!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I might change something here or there. Small stuff really, but I would not give up ONE MOMENT of the fun I have had!!!

[blackie]

Whose talkin' legal here. :):)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Well, at least we knew what it was!!

[blackie]

The trouble with changing even one small thing throws everything else out of sequence and we probably wouldn't be having this conversation and you wouldn't be a Biker Chick. ;)

[blackie]

:):):)

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

You may be right.

[DeFault User]

Where would that restaurant be in NC?

I meant to type restaurants as I can think of two, El Valle in Matthews and El Cancun near Carowinds (actually in SC)that will likely serve you the regular and the hot stuff. Lot of Mexican patrons there and they sometimes have the real hot bottled pepper sauce at the table.