New at the Pharmacy
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names....a trade name and a generic
name. For example, the generic name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve
is known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin and Advil is ibuprofen.
The FDA(Federal Drug Administration) has been looking for a generic name
for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government experts, it
recently announced it has settled on the generic name of coxafloppin.
Also considered were coxafailin, dixadrupin, dixarizin, dixadud,
dixafix and, of course, ibepokin.
Pfizer Corporation is making an announcement that VIAGRA will soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed by Coca Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
Coke's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a "stiff one."
Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft" drink. This additive gives
new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old
fashioned stiff drink.Coke will market the new concoction under the name of "Mount & Do."
ROFLMAO!