October - lovely weather, nice foilage, football, Mr sassbox's birthday, and Halloween.
December - first snowfall usually and, of course, Christmas!
March - still cold and wintry, but rarely snows. Instead all you get to look at are bare trees and dead brown grass. I can deal with cold as long as there's some attractive snow. I can't deal with March.
August - too freaking hot and humid, yet nonetheless school starts. No good holidays in this month either.
The "no holiday" thing with August is a good point. I think its the only month that doesn't have a holiday. Maybe we need to add one.