LOL. Great answer.
Yesterday we got an offer from them for the same service for $99.
In Williamsburg, VA nothing my mother could do would end the newspaper subscription there. Multiple calls and a couple letters couldn't end it. Even when she passed away, and I notifed the paper in writing of her death, that rag kept coming. Having cleared my legal responsibilities, I told the next door neighbor he was welcome to it in return for picking up, until the house sold.