Steven Segal? He's still around?
Must be a garbage scowl because there IS no USS clintin and there never will be!
Steven Seagull is alive in well in video stores everywhere. In his next direct-to-video production, he'll demonstrate his "fat tree stump" martial arts stance in which five different opponents simultaneously try to strangle his flabby neck and tear a bag of potato chips out of his grasp. With the help of a black cop side kick or a love interest, he will promote his latest cause: free pogo stick lessons for child victims of a government/electronics industry conspiracy to hide the effects of prolonged exposure to cell phone emissions.
"Steven Segal? He's still around?"
Will Sasso did the greatest parody of Segal ever on Mad TV. The skit was of ego inflated Segal trying to make a Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger movie complete with running in the air across rooftops. Except, in the skit Segal couldn't make it from roof to roof and spent the whole skit doing various swan dives. I thought might heart would stop.